Alan Moore in Forbes Magazine

Long-time some-time SUPERBLOG!! contributing prag Moko Chapman (you remember him) (he drew this, among other stuff) created this picture in his computer because he is a genius! Mr. Chapman, I mean, not the computer (who is also male). Although the computer is very clever as well! The picture depicts a vision I once had of Alan Moore as a greedy Watchmen movie-money-grubby-grabbing greedy sort of fellow interviewed by Forbes magazine. The real Alan, who is nothing like that, is nothing like that. Although he wears a similar hat! Hats, Mr. Moore believes, are the seat of man's consciousness. Without hats we would be nothing.

Image © 2009 Alan Moore, Inc. and Michelle Forbes. Used with permission.

Drinky Crow in a Metaphor for Life and Work

Or maybe it's a parable.

Sweden and Finland Look Like a Penis Together

Sweden and Finland: The Cock and Balls of Europe, respectively. It's true. You just don't notice it because Norway is located just west of Sweden and usually depicted as such on maps. But! Norway isn't in the European Union (jävla svikare!) so they're not shown on the Euro.

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Did you know I almost went to Finland this week? But I didn't. I'm still in Sweden as I type this. Which is good, considering Sweden is a much better country.

Hat Tip: I found the image on the Internet.