Sunday, July 03, 2005

Qui-Gon Jinn, Discount Jedi

Considering I don't really give a shit about the Star Wars movies, it's weird that something related to them seems to pop up here on Superblog!! every few months. If it's not spoilers for Episode Three, it's a review of Episode Two.

Today's entry was triggered by a discussion at the pub yesterday. I was trying to convince a Star Wars fan that Liam Neeson's character in the terrible Episode One is extremely fucking weak.

I'm not the only one to notice Neeson's suckiness. Check this out. I scanned it from Submedia #1 (an interesting but practically unreadable comics magazine, published in 1999). It asks the question "Is there a more incompetent Jedi than Oskar Schindler?" and proceeds to list his accomplishments.

I suggest clicking for a larger image. It will still be frustrating to read, but in your heart you know it's worth it.


Sara said...

I'll just take your word for it.
I have to go buy food now.

President Preston said...

You guys, I can't take it anymore. Your level of hilarity has reached the point where simple orgasmic laughs will not suffice. I've started a project called Tubular inc. and I would honestly be honoured if you could be a part of it. No jokes, I would. is where you can find it. Respond by commenting on it, and I'll add you to the team.

Please please consider, because I'd have to take my own life and possibly that of millions of innocent kittens and babies if you didn't join me.

Also, join us.

Together we could rule the internet, as father and son.

President Preston said...

And no, the celebrity was not
Bethglböcsroppeaåflsoelfjs. Sorry man.

Uncle Sammy said...

I will consider things all night long. Starting NOW.

Matthew said...

That was pretty funny. Obi Wan also got the spank put on him too. How many times did Jango mess him up anyway?