Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Today's Creepy Cocoa Scan



What. The. Fuck. I found this package of cocoa (or is it cacao?) in a cupboard. Tell me it doesn't look like someone took a baseball bat to that poor girl's mouth and smashed her teeth. And yet she's laughing! Perhaps she's hysterical with terror.

I know I am.

12 comments:

Sara said...

I accidently hit my little sister in the head with a baseball bat when she was 7. Once she regained consciousness she wasn't laughing. I didn't knock her teeth out but I think the story would have turned out better if I had.

Matthew said...

That kid certainly loves her cocoa.

Koala Mentala said...

Did the beating have any lasting effects?

Afe said...

Only a person with a sick mind would think of that. Or a Norwegian.

The Stalker said...

Or an American, especially an American from Texas.

Sara said...

She likes to tell people the story after Boy has done something worthy of an ass whooping. She's all "Watch out, Boy! Yer ma will cer-ack ya reel good'un if you don watch yerself!"

I hit her in the head so any scar that would have been left is covered up by hair. Any brain damage can be blamed on our mom for smoking weed when she was pregnant.

Matthew said...

I did a Karate move on my brother where I leg sweeped him. He hit the ground hard and got knocked out. I thought he was kidding at first, but after a few moments he woke up in a daze. Man, that sucked.

Mr Splendor said...

come on, everbody likes a little scat.

Koala Mentala said...

Your stories prove my point: Kids are vicious, violent bastards.

No, wait, that wasn't my point.

Sara said...

Maybe it should be.

Astrid said...

I think this is the outcome of what happens to your teeth when you eat too much chocolate!!!

Koala Mentala said...

Someone comes over to your house and smashes your face in with a baseball bat?