Thursday, July 28, 2005

30,000 People Say Superblog!! is Better than Toothpaste, But What the Fuck Do They Know?

*Cough*. What I meant to say was that we broke 30,000 hits a day or two ago. Which is better than 25,000, but still quite far from our ultimate goal of 98,000,112,000.

Thirty thousand. That's the same as the number of Jews in Azerbaijan or Moldova or the Netherlands. Did you know that? I'll bet you didn't know that. And it's the same as the amount of dollars Jerry Lee Lewis was paid in 2000 to perform one song at some kind of event for Stan Lee Media (which was shortly afterwards a casualty of the IT crash - possibly not unrelated).

And, apparently, the number of horses that are stolen each year in the United States:

Slaughterhouse operations export horse steaks, chops and roasts to Europe, where the consumption of horse meat is acceptable and legal—unlike most states in the United States.
My mouth is starting to water just reading that. As you know, Superblog!! wholeheartedly supports the slaughter of horses. So you'd better add our names to your lists. "If it moves, kill it and eat it!", I say.

I stole the pic from this site. How do I sleep at night? On a pile of slaughtered horses.


Sara said...

Congratulations Superblog!!
30,000 fans can't be wrong, now can they?

spidercrazy said...

Yes, they can. Superblog!! is good for many things, but you still can't brush your teeth with it.

Koala Mentala said...

Of course they could be wrong, a lot of them are idiots.

Sara said...

Fine. I take it back.

Koala Mentala said...

There's only one kind of fan I can stand.

Huw said...

Congratulations Superblog. Any movement which hastens the extinction of the horse (they have hair AND fur, what's that about?) has my full backing.