To be a successful drunkard there are a few things worth considering. Check this place out for the knowhow you need. All in all the complete 86 rules of boozing. A few examples...
Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
If you are 86’d, do not return for at least three months. To come back sooner makes it appear no other bar wants you.
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
Posted by Uncle Sammy at 5:26 pm