Sweden and Finland: The Cock and Balls of Europe, respectively. It's true. You just don't notice it because Norway is located just west of Sweden and usually depicted as such on maps. But! Norway isn't in the European Union (jävla svikare!) so they're not shown on the Euro.
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Did you know I almost went to Finland this week? But I didn't. I'm still in Sweden as I type this. Which is good, considering Sweden is a much better country.
Hat Tip: I found the image on the Internet.
