lt smells like shit in here! Is what he ought to have said. But he didn't say much at all. AV Club:
Billy Bob Thornton and his band The Boxmasters were on CBC earlier today. In a glowing introduction, Jian Ghomeshi talks about Thornton's many talents then segues into a discussion about Thornton's lifelong love of music and his new band. This is apparently not what Thornton wanted. AT ALL.
Maybe there was something wrong with his gear?
I'm gonna fucking kick your fucking ass. If you don't listen to Bale Out - RevoLucian's Christian Bale Remix:
(Link via the A. V. Club:
"You think this is some kind of a fucking joke?" Bale continued, punching a nearby plastic terminator robot so hard that the velcro attaching the plastic "ammo" to the hip of his futuristic GI Joe outfit fell to the ground with a sad click. "Like we're all just dressing up for Halloween? What don't you fucking understand? That's McG over there. Mc fucking G! I have to pretend that there's been a nuclear holocaust, and the world has been taken over by bad robots, and that this whole stupid thing is real! Fuck!"
). Think for one fucking second! Download the mp3. Hurry because this will only be funny for about ten minutes more!
If SUPERBLOG!! hadn't been a super-fan of Christian Bale before, it would be one now:
Have you heard the scorching on-the-set rant by Christian Bale, who was clearly furious at Shane Hurlbut, the director of photography for "Terminator Salvation"?
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You can hear it right here but, please, don't go there if you are offended by coarse language or if you are a big fan of Bale and don't want your affections shaken.
Cover story in Swedish tabloid Expressen (the Ex-Priest):
Den svenska skådespelerskan greps på ett hotell i centrala Göteborg 00.40 natten till i går. Hon hade då omhändertagits av vakter och uppgavs ha uppträtt bråkigt och varit berusad - och gick till fysiskt angrepp när hon var på väg att gripas av en anländande polispatrull.
The Swedish actress was arrested in a hotel in central Gothenburg 00.40 night yesterday. She was then seized by the guards and allegedly behaved disorderly and was intoxicated - and went to physical attack when she was about to be arrested by an arriving police.
It's Haddy Jallow, slightly familiar for some from Säg att du älskar mig.
A list of the top 10 greatest film stars of this or any generation!
1. Arnold Schwarzenegger, governator and beard-mongerer. Seen here with his friend Ronald.
2. Tom Cruise, scientologist. Click on pic to make it move!!!!
3. David Hasselhoff, alcoholic. Seen here with Gary Coleman, who suffers from a congenital kidney disease causing focal segmental glomerulosclerosis.
4. Cameron Diaz, blonde.
5. Mr T, cool. Seen here with his friend JFK and Governor John Connally.
6. Lisa Kudrow, friend. Seen here with her murderer.
And that's ten exactly!
Here is a photo I took of a famous actor named Nicolas Cage. Actually it's a photo of a poster with Nicolas Cage. Or actually it's probably a digital reproduction of a printing that features a digital painting of Nicolas Cage, or something. Everything's digital these days, and people are scared. They look to Nicolas Cage for support, but he's off fighting mummies or whatever.
The point is that I own this photograph and if you want to use it you have to pay me money.
The former Baywatch and Knight Rider mega-actor stars in this six-minute home video from 2007, filmed by his daughter Taylor Ann.
Alcoholism: Both hilarious and heartbreaking!
YouTube commenter "jacksy1980" has this take on it:
Whats so shocking,when i come home drunk i struggle to eat my takeaway. Infact I dont eat it i fall asleep in it,thats why the Hoff is so cool,he can get drunk,take a ride in his car and eat his burgers...legend!
What! A biopic about Mark David Chapman, SUPERBLOG!!'s number five fan?! Unmissable. Sadly, Chapter 27 has been trashed by critics and I have to agree it's pretty bad. Even though it's only 80 minutes long, it seems to go on forever. Imagine! One amusing detail in all the misery though:
Jared Leto gained 62 pounds to play the overweight Chapman by drinking microwaved pints of ice cream mixed with soy sauce and olive oil every night to bloat himself further. At times he had to use a wheelchair due to the stress the sudden increase in weight put on his body. In addition, as a result of the weight gain and loss, Leto has now developed gout in his left foot.
Gout! I'm a busy man so there's no way I have time to write a full review but I recommend the A.V. Club's review (Rating: F) which is a little on the harsh side but basically correct. Be sure to glance over the Comments, because they touch on a variety of subjects. Such as...
Lindsay Lohan's firecrotch:
I wouldn't mind putting it out with... sperm.
Mohandas Gandhi:
he'd take a virgin into his hut and not sleep with her.
he did that a lot. I forget why.
also he could weave on a loom
Potential quotes for the poster:
"Leto floats in...Lohan's...dreary, sordid, worthless..human skull."
If that isn't humor I don't know what is. SUPERBLOG!!'s rating: 1 proud keaton.
Good news, everybody! I ran into Danny Trejo at the mall yesterday and asked him if Machete is ever going to get made and he was all like "OMG DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! IT'S SO F***ING ON!!!!!!" and then he asked me over to his house where we had a few drinks and his wife made quiche, and we quickly bonded so after a while he said I was like part of the family now so he asked if I maybe wanted a cameo in the movie or something!! I said, SURE, if it's no big trouble, and he said "NO WAY DUDE!!!!!! I'LL TALK TO ROBERT ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW!!!" He phoned up Robert Rodriguez just there and then even though it was the middle of the night cos he said Robert's ALWAYS up late working anyway but I don't know about that because Danny put him on speaker phone and I thought he sounded like we just woke him up. So I was a little nervous about it and told Danny to just hang up and forget about it. But Danny said "RELAX DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and he talked to Robert about it and Robert said it was TOTALLY okay, in fact he's gonna write a pretty big part as a pimp JUST for me as a thankyou for like being a total fan and also (now) a good friend of Danny's.
So I'm hesitantly optimistic about Machete getting made, and and later this week me and Danny are going to play bridge with Cheech Marin and Quentin Tarantino and we are going to totally KICK THEIR ASS!!!!!!
More info here.
This picture of Bill Pullman was taken by David Shankbone and put on the Internet for all to see. Did he do this to mock Mr Pullman or to salute him? Only Mr Shankbone knows for sure.
If you click on Mr Pullman, he will grow to an enormous size. And until you say the magic words, he will just keep growing. If unchecked, he will eventually eclipse the sun.
