Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Life Is Fucking Wonderful!


Life is fucking wonderful because

a. I make almost as many dollars a year as the American average employee.
b. Soon I will earn a lot more. Well a little more perhaps, but still....!
c. I'm as healthy as a rhesus monkey.
d. I have no suicidal thoughts whatsoever.
e. I have good friends in many places.
f. I have a little family now.
g. Jebus loves me but not you.
h. I own lots of stuff. Owning stuff is what life is all about. Looking at it and listening to it is cool too.
i. I'm a co-blogger here at SUPERBLOG!! That makes me special.

There! I hope that my good fortune will cheer you up Koala!

3 comments:

Infinigeist said...

You are right!
What the heck?
I been wiped!
Put me back on your links damnit!
Don't make me sic Koala on ya!

hhbzoxt

Smart Mouth said...

Awww, Sammy. Such a good pal, you are.

Koala - Nihilism isn't a good look for you. I think smart-assed, bitter, bored, but hopeful suits you much better.

Ummm, not that I know you. Either of you. Or myself, really.

Koala Mentala said...

Smart Mouth: I'm not nihilistic, just suicidal. And bitter, yeah.

Infinigeist: Your link has been restored, at the expense of Tony White's (I think he killed himself. Seriously).