Friday, January 13, 2006

Birgit Nilsson Also Dead as a Can of Spam


She squealed like a pig and made millions of bucks while doing it and now she's dead.

STOCKHOLM, Sweden -- Birgit Nilsson, the farmer's daughter who became renowned in the world's great opera houses for her dazzling voice and among colleagues for her playful sense of humor, has died at age 87.
She died on Christmas Day, the Stockholm daily Svenska Dagbladet reported.


She had no humor at all. She was fat, old and totally crazy.

16 comments:

Smart Mouth said...

SUPERBLAH!!supperbloog??semperfide is not being a lively enough distraction for me. C'mon people! I need wit. I need quick, clever comments. I need something that's updated more regularly than Go Fug Yourself and my sad, pathetic inbox.

I simply canNOT be expected to make it through my work day without reading the mindless (and sometimes mindful) chatter of complete strangers.

Smart Mouth said...

Ummmm, by the way, that comment was directed to the reading community here, and not to the blogging community. The blogging community already knows my stance on their 'inanity.' I'm a big fan.

Matthew said...

At first I thought you had simply misspelled Bridget Nielsen. I was aghast, but then realized you were mentioning a totally differnt person and that Bridget is still very much alive (probably).

Goo said...

Mathew, thank god i'm not the only dumbass who thought that. I was all like: what's Flavor Flav gonna say!

Smart Mouth, want some entertainment with comic book sensibility? check this out. The ultimaate showdown!

Koala & Sammy, see. now I'm doing your job for you. Bastards. Koala must be gone already. Sammy's grasping at straws with this post. C'mon Sammy step up to the base. Show us who's the super in superblog.

Afe said...

Man, these guys are under a lot of pressure. They are going to explode, or drown themselves in poo water, for example.

Sara said...

I vote for more pictures of scanned half eaten chocolate mints!

President Preston said...

Oh GOD YES I HAVE FIXED MY COMMENTS! ALL REJOICE!

Uncle Sammy said...

Anybody seen Koala lately? I don't want to be the super in SUPERBLOG!!
Btw... did you know that 'super' is Swedish for binge drinking?

Sara said...

So should we start calling you the BingeDrinkingBlog!! from now on?

KM said he was going on vacation. Am I the only one who pays attention around here?

Smart Mouth said...

Hey thanks Goo! That was great!

Koala Mentala said...

You're all SO fucking right. This blog entry is an EMBARRASSMENT. An enbarrassment not of riches, but of shit. Sammy should be as ashamed of himself, as we all are. Of him, that is.

And the Ultimate Showdown was fucking awesome and it's true that SUPERBLOG!!'s name is a pun and I still haven't killed myself so maybe I'll resume blogging LATER TO-FUCKING-DAY and all will be right in this, the best of all currently available worlds. Or at least among the top three. (JUPITER FUCKIN ROOLZ!)

Peace out, muthafuggahs.

starbender said...

I'll squeal like a pig and make millions of bucks while doing it-if they will let me take her place!
:)

Uncle Sammy said...

HAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAA!!!
In the words of myself: Koala thinks he's fokkin smart. He's not. I rule in real life and I rule in every life you poor suckers caould ever imagine and I'm the rich one. Manchester U!!! Water water water, is wet wet.

Koala Mentala said...

When you start quoting a younger, funnier, drunker you, you know you're in trouble.

SUPERBLOG!! will eat itself.

Uncle Sammy said...

I will always cherish my inner child. He's clever you know.
Your inner child is full of ugliness and malice.

Goo said...

ahhh... back to normalacy and the warm fuzzy feelings that bickering swedes give us! we have back the yin to sammy's yang. praise jebus (and buddah and ganesh). all is well again in the realm of superblog.