Saturday, January 21, 2006

Everything is Beautiful When You're Drunk

Melons

Even carrots.

Especially carrots.

Send this entry to fifteen friends (URL: http://superblog2.blogspot.com/2006/01/everything-is-beautiful-when-youre.html) and God will reward you in the afterlife. Also, a little boy lying in the hospital with a broken leg won't die from sniffing too much glue for another couple of weeks. Also, the war in Iraq will never have happened. Also, one day a representative of SUPERBLOG!!, Inc., will be standing on your doorstep with a HUGE CARROT in his hand, asking you to bend over. Like SUPERBLOG!! itself, it will hurt but be good for you.

12 comments:

Sara said...

I miss drinking.

Koala Mentala said...

Me too.

Moocko said...

Low-life hobos.

Goo said...

carrots are beautiful koala! i must say though... they're prettier going in than when they come out.

i don't know which is worse; the fact that i just google imaged "orange poop", the fact that i got results right away, or the fact that you know you're going to look at the link.

i have reached a new low.

Goo said...

btw you guys, i have made a disturbing discovery. keep in mind koala's and sammy's reluctance of sharing person things with their internet bitches...

i have in my possession one very clear photograph of unky samual!! now i cannot reveal how i aquired said photo, all i can say is that it's 100% authentic. you'll have to take my word for it. believe me, i was quite proud of myself for making this incedible, horrible discovery. now i need to do one of a few things:

1. black mail uncle sammy with the threat of revealing his identity to all the WWW
2. auction it off to the highest bidding morbidly curious SB bitches... if even anyone cares to see it, and i know you must be at least a wee bit curious
3. forget about it and leave the poor guy alone to learn an important lesson about how easy it is for shit like this to happen on the internet when you let your gaurd down

so what do you guys think i should do?

Koala Mentala said...

I think you should get Sammy to sign that photo at the next SUPERBLOG!! convention. And then I think you should encase it in mylar and store it in a vault. And then I think you should build a huge ladder that goes all the way to the Moon! And then I think you should climb it and call me on your cell phone to tell me how the view is from up there! And then I think we should all go out for ice cream. And that will be the end of our one perfect day together.

The Stalker said...

Pictures of uncle sammy won't sale as well as a picture of Koala

Moocko said...

Blog about your discovery!

Uncle Sammy said...

I'll sell five pictures of Koala for a dollar...

The Stalker said...

Highest I will pay is 95 cents canadian!

Koala Mentala said...

One Canadian dollar is worth two in the bush.

Goo said...

i decided to blackmail him!let's see just how far he will go to preserve his identity.