Saturday, January 21, 2006

Everything is Beautiful When You're Drunk

Melons

Even carrots.

Especially carrots.

Send this entry to fifteen friends (URL: http://superblog2.blogspot.com/2006/01/everything-is-beautiful-when-youre.html) and God will reward you in the afterlife. Also, a little boy lying in the hospital with a broken leg won't die from sniffing too much glue for another couple of weeks. Also, the war in Iraq will never have happened. Also, one day a representative of SUPERBLOG!!, Inc., will be standing on your doorstep with a HUGE CARROT in his hand, asking you to bend over. Like SUPERBLOG!! itself, it will hurt but be good for you.

9 comments:

Sara said...

I miss drinking.

Koala Mentala said...

Me too.

Moocko said...

Low-life hobos.

Koala Mentala said...

I think you should get Sammy to sign that photo at the next SUPERBLOG!! convention. And then I think you should encase it in mylar and store it in a vault. And then I think you should build a huge ladder that goes all the way to the Moon! And then I think you should climb it and call me on your cell phone to tell me how the view is from up there! And then I think we should all go out for ice cream. And that will be the end of our one perfect day together.

Scott said...

Pictures of uncle sammy won't sale as well as a picture of Koala

Moocko said...

Blog about your discovery!

Uncle Sammy said...

I'll sell five pictures of Koala for a dollar...

Scott said...

Highest I will pay is 95 cents canadian!

Koala Mentala said...

One Canadian dollar is worth two in the bush.