Proving once again that SUPERBLOG!! is a better blog by far than any blog ever in the entire history of everything and then some, here are sixteen entries in one:
1. Carmen Lied to Us, and Other Stories of Misery and Betrayal
Have you ever seen a happier mug shot than Tom DeLay's above? I haven't. By the way, did you know Carmen Electra's real name is Tara Patrick? I didn't. That changes everything.
When I'm 62, I wanna look just like George Clinton. Actually, I wanna look like that when I'm 32. If I'm alive then, which I probably won't be, as loyal readers know.
2. Oh Five
I like JibJab's year-end Flash movie ("2-0-5"), but their server is constantly crapping out so you can see it at MSN instead, maybe. Or not. The picture quality is kinda poor, but it's amusing nonetheless. JibJab was/were mentioned once before on SUPERBLOG!!, almost a year ago, and that caused their hits to triple overnight.
3. Children Can Be Cruel
So I was standing in line at the store when I had an epiphany that will only make sense to people who speak Swedish. The girl behind the register had a name tag that said Britta. I said to myself, "That's an unusual name for a young(ish) chickling." A couple of minutes later, while walking home, I suddenly realized why few girls today are called Britta...
4. Suicide Update
I'm still alive and I plan to take a trip two days from now, on Friday the 13th, so perhaps suicide won't be necessary after all. SUPERBLOG!! is a very superstitious blog.
5-16. Yeah, like I was really going to write sixteen entries. You get what you get.
The winds cry BITTERNESS!!
8 comments:
Mental illness is fucked. Plaguing the intelligent, the wounded, and the half-marsupial-half-human of the world.
Hope your vaca offers relief in the form of many beers and a blow job, and NOT in the form of a bus barrelling towards you. Knock knock knock.
Britta? Don't get it.
Where are you going to go in two days? We need details, buddy.
Clue: Britta rhymes with .....
ummm
britta bitter
britta dick (brit a dick)
britta prick
britta brick
I'm just guessing here lol.....
my bday is on the 13th of july LOL....but i wasn't born on a friday...however in 2007 it'll have a black friday in july....
Ummmmm what does KM do on vacation? Perhaps Goo can do some investigation and let us all know?
What do I do on vacation? What don't I do? And what do I don't? (Possible answers: shoot heroin, screw prostitutes, take skydiving lessons.)
Where am I going? Nowhere. How will I get there? Fast.
P too da ESS YO
(forgive me gods of good taste)
Does nobody care about the plight of a lonely man living in an igloo in Canada?! READ MY STUFF. OH GOD I NEED YOUR VALIDATION!!!
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