Life is fucking wonderful because
a. I make almost as many dollars a year as the American average employee.
b. Soon I will earn a lot more. Well a little more perhaps, but still....!
c. I'm as healthy as a rhesus monkey.
d. I have no suicidal thoughts whatsoever.
e. I have good friends in many places.
f. I have a little family now.
g. Jebus loves me but not you.
h. I own lots of stuff. Owning stuff is what life is all about. Looking at it and listening to it is cool too.
i. I'm a co-blogger here at SUPERBLOG!! That makes me special.
There! I hope that my good fortune will cheer you up Koala!
3 comments:
You are right!
What the heck?
I been wiped!
Put me back on your links damnit!
Don't make me sic Koala on ya!
hhbzoxt
Awww, Sammy. Such a good pal, you are.
Koala - Nihilism isn't a good look for you. I think smart-assed, bitter, bored, but hopeful suits you much better.
Ummm, not that I know you. Either of you. Or myself, really.
Smart Mouth: I'm not nihilistic, just suicidal. And bitter, yeah.
Infinigeist: Your link has been restored, at the expense of Tony White's (I think he killed himself. Seriously).
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