When I changed my profile picture into this I soon realised that someone could filter it back in Photoshop and that someone turned out to be the Gooster, our own female Chapman! Being such an evil and greedy Gooster she's been trying to blackmail us for a while now. Threatening to reveal my identity and things like that.
Blackmail is the crime of threatening to reveal substantially true information about a person to the public, a family member, or associates unless a demand made upon the victim is met. This information is usually of an embarrassing or socially damaging nature.
Her demand was that I should send her more pictures of myself or she would blow my cover. She's obviously deeply in love with me after seeing my strikingly beautiful eyes, the shape of my face and my wonderfully vigorous smile.... Actually I'm not even angry because since I am who I am I forgot to save the original picture and I'm not very good with photoshop so if it wasn't for Goo that picture above should be gone forever but now I'm restored! I feel like a new man! Thank you Goo! How can I ever reward you? You'll keep your SUPERBLOG!! bitch status for a very long time thanks to your imaging skills.
(But you must forget about being allowed to publish your works here at SUPERBLOG!! You're just not good enough yet. Our standards are pretty high as you know.)