Monday, January 23, 2006

Photo #73: The Uncle

When I changed my profile picture into this I soon realised that someone could filter it back in Photoshop and that someone turned out to be the Gooster, our own female Chapman! Being such an evil and greedy Gooster she's been trying to blackmail us for a while now. Threatening to reveal my identity and things like that.

Blackmail is the crime of threatening to reveal substantially true information about a person to the public, a family member, or associates unless a demand made upon the victim is met. This information is usually of an embarrassing or socially damaging nature.

Her demand was that I should send her more pictures of myself or she would blow my cover. She's obviously deeply in love with me after seeing my strikingly beautiful eyes, the shape of my face and my wonderfully vigorous smile.... Actually I'm not even angry because since I am who I am I forgot to save the original picture and I'm not very good with photoshop so if it wasn't for Goo that picture above should be gone forever but now I'm restored! I feel like a new man! Thank you Goo! How can I ever reward you? You'll keep your SUPERBLOG!! bitch status for a very long time thanks to your imaging skills.

(But you must forget about being allowed to publish your works here at SUPERBLOG!! You're just not good enough yet. Our standards are pretty high as you know.)


Matthew said...

This picture just need the words "In Memoriam" at the top.

Uncle Sammy 1906 - 20xx

Goo said...

Yea whatever dude. You're no fun. Someone should put the photoshop filters back on that photo and quick.. Yikes!

Here's the REAL story about the blackmailing folks.

Afe said...

You seem to be looking a bit pale. Is that because you're afraid of Koala? Are you alright?

Mr Splendor said...

Schle? The plot thickens.

Uncle Sammy said...

No need for me to be afraid of Koala. I should win a celebrity death match against him any day. But since we're not celebrities it will be all about death.

You're almost telling the real story Goo... And I told one truth too. I DID forget to save the old me photo.

Dubya said...

Good job Goo, that is why you are my number one asset within the my organization
. Now your next mission involves KM! But please put a little more shock in your shock and yall.

Koala Mentala said...

1) I'm pretty famous.
2) My teeth are sharp.
3) I'm vicious when cornered.

I would easily defeat Sam (short for Samantha) in a celebrity death match.

Smart Mouth said...

Aw dammit. I was totally ready to combine my information with Goo's information and seriously fuck some shit up. Or at least rake in a couple bucks.

Well now that you've all seen Unc's pic, what will you give to learn the story of the couch, the koala, the vomit, and the disappearing post?

Moocko said...

One penny.dtvh

Uncle Sammy said...

dtvh? I'll pay you two pennies if you reveal the secrets of dtvh!