Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Photo #62: Ancient Porn


Look at this, it's a naked chick having raw animal sex!! Nope, just kidding, it's the Queen of the Night which is almost the same thing. I took that photo in London and that's the city where they speak English instead of American.

Although we do not know exactly who she is, we have called her the 'Queen of the Night' because of her drooping wings, the owls on either side of her and because the background of the plaque was once black.

You stupid Brits!! I command you to rename her 'Naked Chick having Raw Animal Sex' because that's what people think when they see her. Here's another chick from London. Ta-da! Wow I sound like I'm gay! I'm not. Anyway... last time I posted I claimed that most of you are stupid and yes, most of you are incredibly stupid which is why I'll link to this educational site about ancient porn in ancient Rome. Learn for God's sake!!! Learn about the fascinating phallus and other genital related things!

"Here Harpocras has had a good fuck with Drauca for a denarius." (C.I.L. IV, 2193; graffiti in a brothel at Pompeii)

Fuck, fuckity fuck! Hey! This was worth mentioning too. If you google "educational site" you'll get 666,000 hits. That probably means something.

29 comments:

Smart Mouth said...

That second chick... the one in London? Hot, hot, hot.

zenmonki said...

Wow! If it wasn't for this post, I would have never known that someone had immortalized me in an ancient roman sculpture.

Thanks Superblog!!


I guess "sculpture" is a bit of an exaggeration. Ancient roman key-chain, might be more fitting.

Cindy-Lou said...

Rename her Queen of the Pedicures.

Scott said...

that was hot

Matthew said...

I'm glad it's drooping wings and not drooping boobs.

Koala Mentala said...

But is it Art?

Mr. John Steed said...

Of course it is art, but Oh my! look at those feet ... luxurious!

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