Friday, October 21, 2005

America... Needs... Brains

SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE, ALT TAG READER


Haha, take that, Captain America! This is what me and Ralph Nader will do to you and your imperialist friends! Get it? I am being metaphoric. Metaphoric... like an ox.

(For the comics illiterate among you, this is of course an homage of Jack Kirby's cover to Avengers #4.)

Click for a larger image, or just for fun!!

23 comments:

Uncle Sammy said...

What does it mean? I don't get it?

Koala Mentala said...

It's just ordinary homoeroticism. You'll notice that Thor, to the right of Cap in the picture, is caressing his massive penis.

Koala Mentala said...

Preparing to strike, as it were.

Koala Mentala said...

I now realize that it would've been cleverer if I'd written "tool" instead of penis. What an oversight. I won't be able to sleep tonight, for sure.

fkcyyc

Goo said...

you commented on your own post 3 times in a row???

here, let me help you with a comment:

Americans are CAPITALISTIC imperialists. Not just plain ol' imperialists. Thank you very little.

qwkxwkok

Uncle Sammy said...

Maybe you could have said something about hammer time??
Wow! This is just like the good old days when we two were the only ones commenting! Can we ever have those days back?

Uncle Sammy said...

Damn it Goo! What are you doing here? Comment section are for team members only!!

Sara said...

I'm a team player! Does that count?

My favorite is Zombie Iron Man.

President Preston said...

Don't you see? It's a subliminal advertisement for my religion/political movement. Thanks guys!

zenmonki said...

God damn it, now the zombies are everywhere.

Honey! Toss me a can of zombie-bomb(Tm) and take the kids to your mother's. I'm gonna have to fumigate...

Pffffffssssss... boom!

Anyway, while that's doing it's job, as much as we comment here, we are a kind of co-contributors, the way I see it. You should make it official so we can post too and make superblog even more super! On second thought, there is the risk that we might turn it into suckerblog!! though.

If you guys want to keep sb!! all to yourselves again, just say the word. The word is "go away!" Okay, that's two words... but you get the point. We may not listen, but at least you'd make your wishes clear.

zenmonki said...
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zenmonki said...

Man, now that you mention it, that Thor is really working that hammer. It'd be even funnier if he was holding the hammer backwards.

Uncle Sammy said...

I'm really tempted to say a magic word or two but even if all of you are weird, most of you seems to be kind of nice (in a weird way).

zenmonki said...

After more thought, it's probably best that you don't make us co-contributors.

I'd probably put up nothing but pics of Jessie, Jessica and Fergie and I'm sure nobody would like that.

The Stalker said...

Are you any good with riddles? Try this one: Born at the same time as the world, destined to live as long as the world, and yet never five weeks old. What is it?

President Preston said...

It's a sandwich in the sun.

God or whatever made the sandwich at the same time as the world, and it was supposed to live as long as it, but he left it out in the sun, so it rotted away after 4 weeks.

TADAA!

I'm good.

Sara said...

God or whatever would not forget a sammich. That's just stupid. Sammiches are tasty, therefore making them unforgettable.

zenmonki said...

Two answers come to my mind: a calendar month or a lunar cycle.

Koala Mentala said...

How many monkeys does it take to screw a starfish?

zenmonki said...

It seems that monkeys and starfish don't mix well socially, so it'd probably never happen.

How many Koala's does it take?

zenmonki said...

I think this post will soon become the most-commented in Superblog!! history. Course, the fact that I've posted 6 out of the 20 so far might have something to do with that.

Koala Mentala said...

Actually, I think the most popular entry (in terms of comments, not hits) was the one where Uncle announced we'd been named the 50th most popular blog in Sweden.

zenmonki said...

50th!? What the hell do they know? They don't even know their left from their right parenthesis, obviously.

You guys have to be in the top 10 at least.