Welcome to the pleasuredome of poop. This is what you see if you ever visit a Swedish outdoor pooperia. I don't know the English word for this. Huh? It's called a 'utedass'. I will google it for your convenience!!! Hold on plz. I found pictures too! Anyways, I was trying to convey that special feeling you can get when taking a dump in Sweden. Old school.
Here's a poop poem I found and learned to love. Reciting that while pooping sure makes me laugh.
Poopie is brown
And I spread my poopie
All over the town.