SUPERBLOG!! Must Die NOW!!

When I logged on to ICQ tonight I saw that Koala had mentioned something about a soon to be released Ultimate Wolverine vs. Hulk 6-issue miniseries.

LOST writer Damon Lindelof is now turning his hand to comics with the surely-it's-a-joke ULTIMATE WOLVERINE VS HULK. Marvel have outright declared that this will literally be six issues of the Canuck with Metal Knucks and Naked Green Angry Man beating the living shite out of each other. In fact, the previews have been awash with the greatest image ever published by Marvel - Hulk tearing Wolverine in half.

Koala also said (or did he scream in agony?): You're killing SUPERBLOG!!

I ponder this for a while and suddenly everything is as clear as the water the sausage was boiled in!
Wolverine represents SUPERBLOG!! and when I'm slacking off I turn into the HULK! I'm tearing this motherfucking blog apart!!! Uncle Sammy smash SUPERBLOG!! UGHNNNGH !

Superstar Sarah Harding in Shit Shocker

From Female First, one of my favorite web magazines:

'Girls Aloud' star Sarah Harding once found cat poo under her bed.
The sexy blonde woke up one morning to find the nasty surprise just inches away from her mattress.

All surprises are nasty. Back to the story:

Bandmate Kimberly Walsh revealed: "I just find the usual under my bed, like shoes and clothes, but Sarah's found cat poo.
"She told us the other day. She woke up one morning and saw it. That's gross!"
Meanwhile, Sarah claims she looked like an Oompa Loompa as a child.

Yeah.

Photo #69: Big Ass Mountain

That's the back side of mount Åre. On the other side of that mountain lies Åre which is very similar to Aspen but not in every aspect perhaps. People are more shit faced in Åre I guess and there are poor people walking around aswell. Some of them have sore eyes.

Whatever Happened to the Book of Koala?

Well, obviously my novel experiment failed miserably. As I wrote in an unpublished blog entry on December 1st,

National Novel Writing Month is over, and loyal SUPERBLOG!! fans are breathing a sigh of relief. At the outset, I figured, "Hey, if I set aside just 10 to 15 minutes a day for writing, 50,000 brilliant words within two weeks should be a piece of cake!" Well, maybe that was overly optimistic, but it doesn't matter because I didn't set aside 10 to 15 minutes a day. I didn't even write every other day. So we'll never know if I could have done it. Unless I give it another try next November.

I'm a pretty fast typist so I actually write quite a lot of stuff for SUPERBLOG!! which I never get around to publish. Thus, unsurprisingly, there are plenty of finished book chapters lying unpublished, written shortly after the last entry. Should I publish them or delete them? Hey, should I even try to finish the book, even though it's long past the deadline? What do YOU think?

Answers should be written on the back of an erotic postcard and mailed to:

SUPERBLOG!! Headquarters
No 1 SUPERBLOG!! Blvd.
Sweden

L.H.O.O.Q.

In response to this picture by Moko, Goo writes:

i am offended by your un-politically correct use of the image of that black super hero.
here is something less offensive. you bastards!

Attached file shown above. Maybe we should quit writing blog entries from now on, and focus on publishing stuff people send us instead.

I'm Smart and Boring!

.....and thats why it's so hard to come up with stupid fun.... :-(
I'm not very good at finding cool links so I'm just stealing them from one of them cool-links-places.
Just to add some volume to this post I will reveal what I've done today. I have called people and asked them if they're depressed or not and I have bought some Christmas gifts. I ate kebab too. Kebab ain't very tasty anymore cause I've had it quite a lot lately. Hmmm.... last time I referred to boring was here. This works fine and now I'll just add a picture to this post. I think it'll be a rhino.

UPDATE! Some schmuck told me that our favourite zenmonki linked to that jumping dude a few days ago. It's true! He did! But my jumping dude jumps for 8 minutes instead of lousy 2 minutes and my jumping dude jumps to better music! I rock!

Fan Music: SUPERBLOG!! Theme Song

I think I'm starting to regret at least some of the mean stuff I've been saying about our favorite whipping boy Moocko in the past. Because how fucking dedicated do you have to be to actually write and record a theme song to SUPERBLOG!!? Okay, so maybe it's sort of creepy because it's clearly the behavior of a born stalker, but still...

An actual mp3. No shit.

I'll say that again: Moocko has written and recorded a song in SUPERBLOG!!'s honor. And you can download it here. He sent in the lyrics as well, but I think it's more fun if you listen to it cold.

By the way: SUPERBLOG!!, the very blog you are reading exactly this instant (how's that for a coincidence?) is one year old today. Happy birthday, SUPERBLOG!!

Baby Sam!

I intended to blog about my friend from Iraq tonight but realised that he would be very upset... Or maybe not. He claims that he was tortured in Iraq so he'll be able to take the heat I guess and being blogged about here at SUPERBLOG!! isn't really torture in my book. I'll blog about him in the future and I'll never tell him about it... that's the way to solve matters like that. Now back to tonights main feature. Regular visitors and everybody else may have noticed that my blogging has been somewhat weak lately. How come? Let's find out shall we?

Adam and Eve were the first parents. The Jewish, Islamic, and Christian religions hold that all people are descendants from them. According to Jewish tradition, Adam and Eve had 56 children. This was possible, in part, because Adam lived to be 960 years old.

This brings us right back to me. I'm not the first parent but I'm certainly the best. Being the best dad in the world takes some time and that's why I've been slacking off more than usual lately. I guess it will take a couple of weeks/months before I'm back in full blogging force again....

Koala was the man who kept things running here at SUPERBLOG!! the very day I became Daddy Sammy and every now and then there's been hidden subliminal messages in some of the posts.
Here's one and here's another and this could be the most subliminal one of them all. Surely I have proved a few things now!! I've had sex at least once! I know the meaning of the word subliminal and I have a friend who's from Iraqistan. BTW, it's a daughter and her name can be found in the subliminal messages.

Everybody Missed SUPERBLOG!!'s Birthday!

Jesus! Fuck! Shit! Cock!
Penis! Pee! Poo! Piss!
Crap! Christ! Cunt!
DARN IT!

Here's the SUPERBLOG!! entry for December 8, 2004:

Värsta bloggen drar igång NU!

Ja, typ.

Translated from the Swedish by InterTran:

Worst bloggen am leaving igång Now!

Yes , creature.

Or more freely translated:

The most awesome blog ever starts NOW!

Like, yeah.

However, this admittedly awesome blog entry was immediately followed by three days of complete silence. That's because the co-creators of SUPERBLOG!! went on a trip on the Ship of Death, to Åland, where we met Anna Book and, as per usual, got shitfaced. And this was back in the days when you couldn't blog aboard a Ship of Death (stupid EU laws!).

Okay, so that last part was just the latest in a long string of lies intended to eventually bring down the European Union and replace it with a council of learned men, on which I should serve as chairman, but the rest was true. And what all this means is that you might say that SUPERBLOG!! actually started on December 12, which is tomorrow! And which in turn means that you peasants should drop whatever you're doing and rush out to buy presents! Should you fail in this mission, you will surely be torn apart by your bad conscience, and werewolves.

The picture above is of a Mid-Sized Penis Cake Pan.

Link-O-Rama #3

Play that funky Xmas music until you see me blog about my arab friends later tonight.