Thursday, December 15, 2005

Whatever Happened to the Book of Koala?

DOSTRROBJEUVSKIHJHK!

Well, obviously my novel experiment failed miserably. As I wrote in an unpublished blog entry on December 1st,

National Novel Writing Month is over, and loyal SUPERBLOG!! fans are breathing a sigh of relief. At the outset, I figured, "Hey, if I set aside just 10 to 15 minutes a day for writing, 50,000 brilliant words within two weeks should be a piece of cake!" Well, maybe that was overly optimistic, but it doesn't matter because I didn't set aside 10 to 15 minutes a day. I didn't even write every other day. So we'll never know if I could have done it. Unless I give it another try next November.

I'm a pretty fast typist so I actually write quite a lot of stuff for SUPERBLOG!! which I never get around to publish. Thus, unsurprisingly, there are plenty of finished book chapters lying unpublished, written shortly after the last entry. Should I publish them or delete them? Hey, should I even try to finish the book, even though it's long past the deadline? What do YOU think?

Answers should be written on the back of an erotic postcard and mailed to:

SUPERBLOG!! Headquarters
No 1 SUPERBLOG!! Blvd.
Sweden

10 comments:

The Stalker said...

I ask that every day, never had the end to the novel

Anonymous said...

I WANT TO FUCK YOU

-your secret admirer

Smart Mouth said...

Hey... wait a minute... that's MY line.

Moocko said...

Just finish the Christian novel, dammit.

Koala Mentala said...

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I used to be handsome, but then I had a FREAK ACCIDENT, and now I look just like everybody else. That's why nobody wants to fuck me. I look too normal and boring, even though my brain is unusual in several ways. Also since my FREAK ACCIDENT.

Josephine- 6'6 wannabe something? said...

[About internet and death-sins]
If one don't lie in certain aspects on the internet... one can get deeply hurt. Karolina Lassbo got people calling to her private phone... it can be SO tiresome to become famous! *siiigh*

Goo said...

Why do you keep mentioning this freak accident thing all over the place Koala? Are you fishing for someone to ask you about it? Or do you merely have some fucked up spiderman complex developing?

Anonymous said...

EW. NEVERMIND. NO FUCKING FOR YOU. INSTEAD, I WILL FUCK SAMMY.

Koala Mentala said...

Gee, I sure wish nobody asks me about my FREAK ACCIDENT today. Cos it's a secret.

Josephine, we believe in total and complete honesty here at SUPERBLOG!!. And do you really think Karolina Lassbo makes a good example for the children? Another question to ponder: if Karolina Lassbo jumped from a cliff and it didn't make a sound, would you?

The Stalker said...

The sound that Karolina Lassbo would make if she jumped from a cliff is "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"