1. No blog other than SUPERBLOG!! is to be worshipped.
2. Thou shalt not try to copy the wisdom of SUPERBLOG!!
3. We fucking rule.
4. Thou shalt not take the name of SUPERBLOG!! in vain.
(He that blasphemeth the name of SUPERBLOG!!, he shall surely be put to death.)
5. Don't become a fucking vegan or any shit like that.
6. Thou shalt not kill, except for the enemies of SUPERBLOG!!
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery unless you're shitfaced and don't get in the way between us and our SUPERBLOG!! bitches..
8. Disrespect your parents if they deserve it.
9. Enjoy Coke.
10. Don't comment things in order to promote your own stupid blog that in no way can measure up to SUPERBLOG!!
13 comments:
Let's see...
1. Oops. You should have said something about that sooner.
2. Define "wisdom"...
3. Except when you're fucking not.
4. Is there any other way to take it?
5. No worries there.
6. Awkward silence.
7. Umm, could you please clarify this one?
8. Fortunately, they do a pretty damn good job of that by themselves, so I don't have to.
9. OK! Nodding as I mentally substitute Mountain Dew for Coke.
10. Who would do such tacky thing as that? Preposterous.
Hey, was this entry (which was pretty sucky, by the way) inspired by my recent comment or what?
Peasants! Infidels!
Some of you are right and some of you are wrong! I can admit that I'm breaking most of the commandments on a daily basis but that doesn't matter since I'm your God. Give me some blood now.
Superblog. Come on, man. I expect a higher calibre of comedy from you.
Yeah.
You're living in a dream world Matty. What's Superblog?
Hi Koala.
Hi Sammy! What's up?
I'm OK. You're OK. Aim for the stars. I am visiting the sister of the brother you met when you were drunk in Linköping a few weeks ago.
That's cool. Tell everyone to keep it real.
I can enjoy coke, sorry for worshopping that false idol goo superblog rules!
Yes, you're good promoting your blog, guys.
Mr Steed, you also could be good promoting your blog if just you think good thought.
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