Tuesday, November 29, 2005

SUPERBLOG!!'s Ten Commandments


1. No blog other than SUPERBLOG!! is to be worshipped.
2. Thou shalt not try to copy the wisdom of SUPERBLOG!!
3. We fucking rule.
4. Thou shalt not take the name of SUPERBLOG!! in vain.
(He that blasphemeth the name of SUPERBLOG!!, he shall surely be put to death.)
5. Don't become a fucking vegan or any shit like that.
6. Thou shalt not kill, except for the enemies of SUPERBLOG!!
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery unless you're shitfaced and don't get in the way between us and our SUPERBLOG!! bitches..
8. Disrespect your parents if they deserve it.
9. Enjoy Coke.
10. Don't comment things in order to promote your own stupid blog that in no way can measure up to SUPERBLOG!!

15 comments:

Goo said...

I spit on your stupid fascist commandments. Especially #10!! (I suppose cuz i'm often guilty of it - but hey i at least promote you back... right?)

Do you make such demands of your faithful because you are a selfish leader? Are you afraid of the rightious ones like me leading your misguided flock to other glorious blogs where they have freedom to love who they wish, worship who they wish, promote their own blog if they wish and enjoy pepsi or heroin instead of coke if they so desire?

Tell me, are you?

zenmonki said...

Let's see...

1. Oops. You should have said something about that sooner.
2. Define "wisdom"...
3. Except when you're fucking not.
4. Is there any other way to take it?
5. No worries there.
6. Awkward silence.
7. Umm, could you please clarify this one?
8. Fortunately, they do a pretty damn good job of that by themselves, so I don't have to.
9. OK! Nodding as I mentally substitute Mountain Dew for Coke.
10. Who would do such tacky thing as that? Preposterous.

zenmonki said...

I think you guys should put a link to this in your beloved-posts list.

It seems to be a must-read for any new readers, oops, I meant new SUPERBLOG!! bitches.

koala said...

Hey, was this entry (which was pretty sucky, by the way) inspired by my recent comment or what?

Uncle Sammy said...

Peasants! Infidels!
Some of you are right and some of you are wrong! I can admit that I'm breaking most of the commandments on a daily basis but that doesn't matter since I'm your God. Give me some blood now.

Matthew said...

Superblog. Come on, man. I expect a higher calibre of comedy from you.

Koala Mentala said...

Yeah.

Uncle Sammy said...

You're living in a dream world Matty. What's Superblog?

Uncle Sammy said...

Hi Koala.

Koala Mentala said...

Hi Sammy! What's up?

Uncle Sammy said...

I'm OK. You're OK. Aim for the stars. I am visiting the sister of the brother you met when you were drunk in Linköping a few weeks ago.

Koala Mentala said...

That's cool. Tell everyone to keep it real.

The Stalker said...

I can enjoy coke, sorry for worshopping that false idol goo superblog rules!

Mr. John Steed said...

Yes, you're good promoting your blog, guys.

Koala Mentala said...

Mr Steed, you also could be good promoting your blog if just you think good thought.