Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Keira Knightley is Fat and Flat-Chested

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Keira Knightley's name is NOT spelled Keira Knightely. Or, for that matter, Keira Knightly. Or, though she's sometimes credited that way, Kiera Knightley.

But Keira will never get her wish for bigger boobs until she goes under the knife.



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21 comments:

Moocko said...

Boobs are like flesh - it's located on the body.

Moocko said...

Mentioning her flat chest is interesting, 'cos it doesn't end there: her ASS doesn't fit the standard either. She has a "butt double" for her role in Domino.

Afe said...

I don't see the appeal, boobs or no boobs. I wish they could computer enhance my boobs.

Buffer said...

It all goes back to breast feeding afe. Our younger selfs interpretation of absolute contentment form when we didn't know whatelse in the world was more wonderful we were missing out on better than a full stomach from the only food we'd evr known of or consumed.

Either babys are not breast fed enough and that deprivation haunts them like a cancer, or they weren't breast fed long enough and that deprivation haunts them like a cancer.

Unless we're still breast feeding by rights we're cut off too early and that deprivation haunts them like a cancer.

Oedipus'R'Us.

I was far more concerned with how flat chested the plot was.

zenmonki said...

Boobs are overrated. They're nice, mind you, but my interests lay in lower places. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

Thanks for getting back the the babe-shot basics that SUPERBLECH!! is famous for.

Sorry I haven't visited in so long. Life's been real busy lately.

Moocko said...

>Boobs are overrated. They're nice, mind you, but my interests lay in lower places.<

Word!

Koala Mentala said...

You people disgust me.

Then again, Keira Knightley disgusts me as well. I am easily disgusted.

zenmonki said...

If Keira disgusts you, then you are either gay or very, very disturbed.

Hmmm, that sounds like the two are related, doesn't it? That isn't my intention.

Koala Mentala said...

I'm not gay. I don't think I'm "very, very disturbed", but I'm probably a little emotionally unbalanced.

Moocko said...

I guess Keira disgusts me too. I have hate/love-blended feelings for young, stuck-up actresses. I mean, WHO takes them seriously? You just want to fuck them.

Mr. John Steed said...

The only one to be taken seriously is Lindsay.

Buffer said...

I took Lindsy very serious during parent trap. i thought she was going to be a charming pleasent and interesting actress.

She grew up wrong into a teenage American

Koala Mentala said...

What are you people TALKING ABOUT? There's a WAR going on!

Anonymous said...

What is your problem people? Keira Knightly is gorgeous and you people are probably just jealous. She isn't too flat and her stomach is flat and muscular, She has the perfect stomach. For all of you girls that are writing bad things about her, it means that you are just jealous, and for all of you guys writing bad things about her, your just mad because you could never get a girl that looks as good as she does. So just stop ragging on people that are famous, just because your not!!

Anonymous said...

oh and she's not fat either!!!

Koala Mentala said...

It's "Knightley", not "Knightly"! Show the bitch some fucking respect!

And I AM famous, you moron.

Buffer said...
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Buffer said...

I thought we were mocking some foolish poster at firt.

Followed the links and now I see that we're mocking this girls vanity.

There's no reason to possibly defend such narcissism.

Anonymous said...

Boobs or no boobs, she's still the prettiest women I've ever seen. She has talent too. Oh, and so much for you correcting others spellings... Spelled? :s

Anonymous said...

I'd also like to point out. Keira Knightley FAT!!? I'd love to see what you lot look like.. You lot must be American.

Koala Mentala said...

so much for you correcting others spellings...
Spelled? :s


So much for what? What are you going on about now? Keira Knightley told me just last night (in bed) that she thinks you're a vulgar little sexist.