Friday, December 02, 2005

Kneel Before Zod in 2008

Yes! It's the Stamp fucker! Eat his pussy! Yes!


Because General Zod will be a much better ruler than Christopher Walken could ever be.

Though Walken would obviously be a huge improvement on the current prez. Because Bush can't even open a fucking door. Okay, so it's a Chinese door and those are notoriously hard to open, but still. Plus it's probably locked. But W is stupid anyway. He's no Zod. Z is for Zod. That would be a supercool campaign slogan. "Z is for Zod." Christopher Walken could use "W is for Walken" but that would be confusing. But not as confusing as "D is for Dubya"! What the fuck am I going on about when I should have wrapped this blog entry up ages ago?! It was a simple matter of in, link, out, and I had to go and make it complicated and blathery. FUCK EVERYTHING.

10 comments:

Sara said...

I'd vote for Zod. Walken is kinda creepy.

zenmonki said...

Muffled mumbling sounds.

a guy who isn't banned from this site said...

He said to tell you "nice filename".

Koala Mentala said...

Thanks, Non-Banned Guy! You're way cooler than that mumbling loser Zenmonki.

Sara, Christopher Walken is a fox and you know it. You're banned.

jimmyc said...

Walkin - I'm not keen on illegal aliens.

Freedom of choice is what we've got, freedom from choice is what we want!

- DEVO

Bobby said...

Christopher Walken would be pretty bad ass, especially if he said stuff like his line in that movie:

"You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in Heaven that you had never seen pure evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

If we had a president who went around saying stuff like that, well . . .

katiedid said...

I like it when you get all complicated and blathery. "Z is for Zod" IS a perfect campaign slogan. Much better than almost anything a stupid robot sloganizer can come up with - although I do admit, I'm keen on "Get Busy with the Zod."

zenmonki said...

(ZMI removes his devilish and inpenetrable disguising alias of "a guy who isn't banned")

Haha!! You fell for my clever ruse. It was I, zenmonki that wrote that. You have admitted yourself that I am way cooler than you previously thought. Therefore, I demand my ban be revoked!

Oh wait. All you really said was "way cooler than that mumbling loser..." so that doesn't really prove anything does it?
Damn!


I like it when you get all complicated and blathery.

Translation:
She prefers anything to your novel-writing.

The Stalker said...

Zod for world president!

Koala Mentala said...

Thanks and whatever and you're probably right and keep up the good work and stuff.