Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Superblog!! Rewards Its Flunkies



As predicted by Zenmonki, our friend Agfe is the first (and most likely the last) recipient of the Ultimate Superblog!! Flunky Award. I know I speak for Agfe when I say that this is an incredible honor for him and the greatest thing ever in the history of everything.

The reasons for this vast honor can be found here. I'm not happy with him referring to it as a temporary name change, though. That's just not cool. Agfe, take the step and make this a permanent change in your life. It's the path to a brighter future, and you know it.

For those of you scratching your heads, the rest of the sordid story can be found in the comments sections to this and this and this blog entry (Did I miss any?). To those among you who feel that you're the Ultimate Superblog!! Flunky, and you've been unjustly passed over, I say... Try harder!

Say, here's a gallery of lesbian movie scenes.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

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zenmonki said...

WOW!! After years of study and practice, my psychic powers have finally developed!


A[g]fe:
Congratulations on your well-deserved award. Enjoy it while it lasts... ;-)


Anonymous:
What the hell language are you typing in?! You obviously don't realize you are talking to the Living Dic and his trusty sidekick Master Sammy.

And why are you bothering to hide your identity, Lamar Owens. We all know it's you.

Matthew said...

This is unrelated to the post, but I was meaning to ask, has anyone been following the House of M? I have no desire to get into it, but I have a nagging suspicion that I'm missing out on something.

I also like how a simple typo can totally redirect the destiny of another man. The power is awe-inspiring.

Koala Mentala said...

I'm aware of the existence of House of M, because I'm heavily into comics (to the point of almost being autistic), but I haven't read a single issue, sorry.

Anyway, I'm guessing it's all Kulan Gath's fault in some way.

Afe said...

*Steps up to the microphone*

Guys, I am so honoured to receive this award and I would like thank Superblog!! and its autistic creators for giving me a chance.

And I'd just like to take this opportunity to say GEORGE BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE!

Matthew said...

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

Sara said...

HA! I didn't even get a mention, zenmonki pants! Stick that in yer pipe and smoke it.

Or not. It's not like I can make you do it.

Congrats, Agfe. You deserve this award more then anyone I know.

The Stalker said...

I want a recount - I voted for Sara to win!

Goo said...

#1... i can't believe you guys are still talking about lamar owens. he's gone the way of word verification. let it rest. heh.

#2... it's funny you say bush hates black people. i was just blogging about kanye west.

#3... i love to make meaningless lists.

#4... i see dead people.

Sara said...

I don't. I have to actually do something to win and I don't like doing stuff.

Koala Mentala said...

Don't be silly. Of course Sara's the REAL winner. Agfe's just some guy who got lucky.

And Kulan Gath is to House of M as Lamar Owens is to Superblog!! Dig?

Uncle Sammy said...

Soon I will misspell somebody else's name and everything will start over again and again.

Koala Mentala said...

Or maybe you will be the victim next time... Uncle Sucky!

Ha! Change your name and dance!

Dubya Sr. said...

Now boys "can't we all just get along"?

I am on a quest to bring down the evil superblog, it has come to my attention that superblog is giving aid and, or comfort to terrorists and as my son dubya has said ,"you either with them or with us".

The Stalker said...

Looks like superblog's days are numbered, you made some powerful enemies fraggle. What are you going to do about it?

Moocko said...

So this is what I get for licking SB!!'s balls at a regular basis - NOTHING.

Poor Moocko. But hey! At least, I'm the one who's popular with the ladies here!

Berry said...

Mooko,
You apparently only know how to teach the ladies to lick men's balls. Hah! I made good joke, yes?

Stupid poltroon!! Take note, this is how you talk to the ladies...

Sexy Sarah,
Did I understand you, lovely dear, that you want to stick a pipe somewheres and smokes it?

Naughty grrrrrl, I like. Would you like to tour the countryside with me on my bicycle? It is made of many pipes!

Sara said...

Dude. S-A-R-A. No "h". Anywhere. At all. Unless you weren't talking to me. In that case, keep on keepin' on.

Moocko said...

I'LL FUCK EVERYONE HERE AND THEN LAUGH AND DANCE AND STUFF!

Koala Mentala said...

Knock yourself out.

Berry said...

What!? No "h"? What do you have against the letters of silence?

Ahh, but at any rate, I am sorry for offending you my flower...

Koala Mentala said...

She's not your flower, Berry! She's Superblog!!'s flower.

But The Letters of Silence will be the title of my autobiography and I will thank you in the foreword.

Sara said...

YEah! Because SB knows how to spell my name! And because they've offered sex and booze. And because Moocko doesn't put out anymore.