Sunday, September 04, 2005

Word Verification: The Pussy's Choice

We were getting a lot of comment spam so, as you may have noticed, I've recently added word verification:

What this does is to prevent automated systems from adding comments to your blog, since it takes a human being to read the word and pass this step.

Or a very clever monkey. Anyway, as you've also maybe seen, even legitimate commenting has dropped, possibly because word verification is a hassle. For placing this additional burden upon Superblog!! fans, Lamar Owens (the man responsible for 95 percent of all comment spam, according to the FBI) will surely burn in the fires of Hell for all eternity.

Also, did you know that masturbation makes you old before your time?

13 comments:

Uncle Sammy said...

TZUTSOAA !!!! What a clever person I am! Funny word too!! Sounds like a little monkey. I hereby declare that I verified the coolest word ever.

Sara said...

I just thought it made you go blind. And insane.

My word is xuzjanpw.

zenmonki said...

Koala:
"What this does is to prevent automated systems from adding comments to your blog, since it takes a human being to read the word and pass this step.Or a very clever monkey."

(Sleepy voice) Huh? Did I spam somebody in my sleep again?

Afe said...

I've noticed a drop in comments too. But maybe that's because my blog is incredibly crap and not worthy of sucking the dirt from Superblog!!'s toes.

Matthew said...

I didn't know my pustules were related to my almost constant masturbation.

Uncle Sammy said...

I am insane. Insanity is good. Insanity works. And Agfe, since you link to Superblog!! your blog automatically becomes worthy!

Uncle Sammy said...

Sorry for calling you Agfe Afe.

zenmonki said...

Afe, I think you're being too hard on yourself. Your blog is certainly worthy of toe-dirt sucking. :-)

Seriously, I think your site is pretty good.

Koala Mentala said...

You're all potentially worthy of sucking Superblog!! toe dirt, but only ONE shall be granted permission. Now - fight among yourselves for the privilege!

Agfe, you must now change your name, and that of your blog.

zenmonki said...

I think it would be funny to publish my entire site in the same font they use for the word-verification system.

It would be hilarious. People would start getting headaches and puking after reading a couple of pages.

Oh wait. That already happens. It'd be funny anyways. Anybody know where I can download it?

Koala Mentala said...

Even though they start feeling sick after a while, they still stay and read until they puke? That's some accomplishment, Zenmonki. Walk with your head held high.

zenmonki said...

(Eyes wide in surprise) Hey, I never thought about it like that before!

You are the bell that triggers enlightenment.

Afe said...

Hey I'm commenting on an incredibly old post! That's because I didn't check back and read the replies! I must be punished!

Now I surely must be worthy of sucking your toes. In a purely non-sexual way.