Sunday, September 04, 2005

Almighty Lumberjacks of Death

Soon the world will flames. I'm speaking of the time (any year now) when Superblog!! controls all and everything. The concept of global domination has long been a popular theme in the (glorious) history of Superblog!! Until then, why not start a rockband?

1. Name your band!

Anal Genocide
Curious George and the Homophobes
Illy Lonford & The Pornographic Fireheads

2. Play that funky music.

3. End in flames.


Sara said...

I name my band 12 Brainless Lemurs.

zenmonki said...

I like "Hot God Vomit". It has a nice alliteratory effect.

Actually, now that I see it on the screen, I don't think that "alliteratory" is a real word.

I think I'll consult the handy dandy living dictionary.

Matthew said...

My band is going to be called "Wang Chung's Wang" and we're going to rock so hard it will make your brain come out your butthole! Yeah!

BTW, it is hard to send you spam. Can you fix that?

Uncle Sammy said...

Koala is a living dick indeed and I'll tell him to remove the verification crap. I can't do it by myself because I'm just the clever monkey.

Koala Mentala said...

My band will be called "Shut The Fuck Up, Sammy, You're Just Another Asshole". Hidden within that name will be a subtle criticism of my esteemed co-blogger, invisible to all except the few people who look for deeper meanings in band names.

Alliteratory wasn't a word, but it is now.

Mr Splendor said...

There's something very simple about "Whorgasm"... I love it.