In fact, it's not any kind of shit! It's gold! Pure gold! We're golden! You're golden! Everything's golden! Pure love! Electricity in the air! I feel good! Do you feel good? Look at the picture! It's poop! Funny! How funny poop is! You know what else is funny? That at least a few hundred people will come to Superblog!! today expecting something great (as usual), and what will they get for their trouble?
Shit!
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I came here today hoping to find some pictures of boobies.
Congrats, SB! I'll drink in your honor tonight!
What a bunch of crap! The page counter only shows 47,238 hits. Where's the other 2,762? Are you trying to rip us off!?
OR, maybe the other 2,762 hits were stolen by one of your evil arch-enemies! Yeah, that's probably it.
Congratulations guys. You're well on your way to ... (trying to think of something encouraging to say) ... a lot more hits.
Wait... Spiked poop? The hell? I don't think I want to know.
ubtealz
Nuh-uh, Zenmonki! The real counter shows well over 50,000 hits.
fknianh
I just realized that the total hits of my sites are only about 2.1% of Superblog!!'s. That's motivational...
I clearly need to pay more attention to what you guys are doing right.
Or not. The ride is kind of fun as it is.
Oh wait, your counter includes page views and not just unique hits. In that case, my total is a meager 6.4% instead of the pathetic 2.1% I previously said.
I feel much better about myself now.
I think this is the most I've ever commented on one of SB!!'s posts. Hey, I just added another hit. Let me know when you get some sponsors and I'll be glad to click my refresh button a hundred times or so to help you out. :-)
Yeah, you're absolutely right, Zenmonki - everything is a sham! Going by Unique Visitors rather than Page Loads, we're still several thousand away from 50k. It's not that far off, though, because most people don't spend a lot of time on Superblog!! and of course we've blanked our own hits.
Still, we might as well end this blog right now before we embarrass ourselves further.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Superblog is scamming us all! For shame superblog, for shame on you! May you balls turn blue and fall off from over wacking off, you shameless scam artist!
Why would the creators of Superblog!! jerk off when they have so many SB whores to cater to their every whim?
Because the SB whores are in other countries, and too cheap to fly here.
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