Thursday, September 01, 2005

Spaghetti!!

Please join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

2 comments:

Sara said...

Meh, what the hell? I'm bored and have nothing better to do. Where do I sign up?

Koala Mentala said...

You enter by etching an application form onto your cuticles. Then you dip your fingers into a jar of honey. Then you lick it off.