Britney's Ugly Baby Hungers for Human Flesh, Scientists Say

Aaaand that's the third one. Three truly excellent blog entries in one evening. You know, I think we can all agree that the last week has been a high point in Superblog!!'s long and glorious history, and these last three entries were the pudding on the cake (or whatever). Surely it would be pushing my luck to try and top them?

Thus, I won't try. Instead, I will depart for a few days, leaving you once more in the capable and sweaty hands of my uncle, Sammy.

But if everything goes according to plan, I'll be back next week.

Keep it real, kittens!