Monday, February 13, 2006

Evil Comics #10: Marco Polo's Journey of Fucking, Part Three

Art with a capital P. As in POLO!

STROKE IMAGE GENTLY TO MAKE IT LARGER.


Evil Comics is all about being true to yourself and spreading joy. If you're unfamilar with Marco Polo's adventures, you should probably start with part one and continue with part two and then go back and read the part that is staring you in the face right now, and then you should go to sleep for a great many years and when you wake the sky will be full of flying cars and unhappiness will be a thing of the past, thanks to HAPPYPILLSTM, which will be distributed via fax machines right into people's homes.

Such is my vision of future life on this planet, and here are all previously published Evil Comics:

#1: Superblog!!'s Pal, Jimmy Olsen (cover)
#2: Superblog!!'s Girl Friend, Lois Lane (cover)
#3: Jimmy Olsen's Fist of DOOM! (cover)
#4: Marco Polo's Journey of Fucking, Part One
#5: The Origin of Superblog!!, Part One
#6: The Origin of Superblog!!, Part Two
#6½: Countdown to Absolutely Static, Hayfever-Inducing Normality (cover)
#7: Superblog!!'s Bitch, Lois Lame (cover)
#8: Marco Polo's Journey of Fucking, Part Two
#9: The Cleverest One Yet! (cover)

13 comments:

Moocko said...

I don't know if I would say that Part Three is better than Part Two - at least not storywise, but the amazing character study of this latest installment makes up for it. Who would've guessed that "the man" likes pancake for dinner? And I totally adore how he shows his yet inexperienced team mate that this journey of fucking isn't about profit, but for greater good. Giving head is something you should do because you FEEL like it. Just like in real life! The suicidal text accompanied by the visually stunning image of Polo's ship, carassing the surface of the ocean, was pure poetry. I'm expecting something big now... This isn't popcorn entertainment, but mature storytelling of an intellectual nature.

Matthew said...

This is topical as well as entertaining.

Goo said...

um, cool.

Anonymous said...

homophobic verse is so old. Cum up with some new stuff. Something about bunnies, perhaps. Or horses. And for Gods sake, stay away from my blog you evil bastard.

zenmonki said...

Try and be more specific Mr. Anonyhomo.

Here's a tip:

IF YOU DON'T TELL US WHO YOU ARE THEN YOUR OPINION IS WORTH LESS THAN WORM SHIT!

zenmonki said...

KM:
You sure are a creative little bear.

You should write another novel.

What's that screaming sound I hear off in the distance?

Koala Mentala said...

Thanks. And I did write plenty more novelly stuff but never got around to posting it.

Mr Anonyhomo's first name is Lamar. He is right about everything, except the "verse" part. WTF?

Matthew said...

What did you do to poor little Anonyhomo anyway? The poor thing is still shaking.

Koala Mentala said...

Leave us say he was thoroughly explored.

Calzone said...

whats up boo?

none - ya said...

Everything is Fucked! It's true, so are you drunk enough?

Koala Mentala said...

Sorry, I've had exactly one beer today.

I will ignore Calzone's obvious straightline.

Infinigeist said...

AHAHAAHAH!!!!

EVERYTHING IS FUCKED!