Saturday, November 04, 2006

Me Win Contest 4 Sure Now!

An individual called Dave, who has never heard of me, nor I of him, started a contest called The Dr Oracle Contest. He provided a drawn image and asked people to fill the drawing with words that contain meaning. And he promised everyone who participated and won a free stereo system. So the above image is my entry, which will surely win, unless it doesn't, in which case it will lose. Then I'll owe him a stereo system.

So. How did I create this awesome masterpiece? Well, it actually wasn't as impossibly difficult as it might seem at a first and second and third glance. You see, I didn't do this by hand but rather used a computer program I've recently discovered called Adobe Photoshoppe. It is a computer program for creating graphical madness. And I used it. By clicking on buttons and such.

I know most of SUPERBLOG!!'s readers are unfamiliar with comical books so I'll explain what you need to know to understand EVERYTHING. First, there are two super-heroes in this picture. The one on the left is called Guy Gardener (Great Lantern) and the one on the right (standing right next to the guy on the left) is Dr Oracle. They are good friends, but sometimes something happens and they are lesser friends than before, back when they were friends. You can look it up on Wikipedia.

There are tons of symbolism in this picture. For instance, I carved a dick into Mr/Mrs Oracle's head to indicate that he is something of a dickhead. You see how that works? It's a play on words. AND I drew a line in pink or purple at the bottom as a symbol of love and mutual respect. Also, some of the words in the speech bubbles (or "balloons") are in a foreign language or two. Here is the dialogue translated into The Queen's American:

"Good day, Dr Oracle. How are you feeling 2day?"
"I'm fine, Guy. How are you yourself? Get off my fucking back or I'll cutya!!!!!(!)!!"
Creepiness Week, Part YEAH


spidercrazy said...

Once, twice, three times a lady... or something like that.

Sombody I Used to Know said...

exquisite percision in redering the penis head. i didn't know you were such an adobeps MASTER!!

Scott said...

You can say his spide-sense was tingling.

David Campbell said...

Woo! Koala wins!!!!

Email me with your address and I will send you a valuable prize!!!

Koala Mentala said...

I think I forgot to link to the post proclaiming my epic winnage. It's worth noting that I never received the valuable prize! :-((