Epic Win LOL

What did I tell you? What did I tell you? I told you that the Swedish "Piratpartiet" would win and enter the European Parliament, and, lo and behold, the Pirate Party Wins and Enters The European Parliament. We took one seat, or two if the Treaty of Lisbon passes. Which it probably will. But hopefully won't. So there are some mixed emotions there.

In the middle of the tasteful image above is Prime Minister Teddy Freddy Reinfeldt, who I once hailed as a wonderful man of the people. No, wait, I called him "the lesser evil" and joked about "the Iron Fist of Fredrik". Still, I did vote for him once, so I have to bear some of the blame for his nightmare regime. (Hey, that last link leads to the entire movie Nineteen Eighty-Four on Google Videos. Is that legal?)

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Me Win Contest 4 Sure Now!

An individual called Dave, who has never heard of me, nor I of him, started a contest called The Dr Oracle Contest. He provided a drawn image and asked people to fill the drawing with words that contain meaning. And he promised everyone who participated and won a free stereo system. So the above image is my entry, which will surely win, unless it doesn't, in which case it will lose. Then I'll owe him a stereo system.

So. How did I create this awesome masterpiece? Well, it actually wasn't as impossibly difficult as it might seem at a first and second and third glance. You see, I didn't do this by hand but rather used a computer program I've recently discovered called Adobe Photoshoppe. It is a computer program for creating graphical madness. And I used it. By clicking on buttons and such.

I know most of SUPERBLOG!!'s readers are unfamiliar with comical books so I'll explain what you need to know to understand EVERYTHING. First, there are two super-heroes in this picture. The one on the left is called Guy Gardener (Great Lantern) and the one on the right (standing right next to the guy on the left) is Dr Oracle. They are good friends, but sometimes something happens and they are lesser friends than before, back when they were friends. You can look it up on Wikipedia.

There are tons of symbolism in this picture. For instance, I carved a dick into Mr/Mrs Oracle's head to indicate that he is something of a dickhead. You see how that works? It's a play on words. AND I drew a line in pink or purple at the bottom as a symbol of love and mutual respect. Also, some of the words in the speech bubbles (or "balloons") are in a foreign language or two. Here is the dialogue translated into The Queen's American:

"Good day, Dr Oracle. How are you feeling 2day?"
"I'm fine, Guy. How are you yourself? Get off my fucking back or I'll cutya!!!!!(!)!!"

Creepiness Week, Part YEAH