Yes Sir. It's another of them stuffed animals. We all remember the bear and now it's kind of a cat. Maybe it's called Lynx? No? Yes? There's a snowmobile called Lynx so maybe I'm right.
The Swedish Indians call it GAUPA. I know that because somebody told me.
Finally I'd like to say that Lennart Johansson, head of UEFA is called fat cat and it's a good thing that you easily can master the art of JOJKA (it's like singing but stupid).
Bullet Bill! Yes! oh GOD yes.
Bonus link from YouTube: Let's get some shoes
Bonus link from Wikipedia: Clever Hans! Smartest horse in da world! A horse!
Bonus bonus link: 555 List! It's a list.
Bonus bonus bonus comix link: much better than the original books and Weird, Sad Garfield (kinda sucky)
Poh! Poh is my friend, my dead friend. Friends are there for you when you want to kick them in the head. I'm drinking the beer and I found it in my fridge. Other things in my fridge are cheese, milk, coke light, tomatoes, more beer and other stuff. Tonight I'm watching Will Hunting for educational purposes and now I give you video with drunk people in Norrköping dancing to Nirvana. Later they're dancing to music by ass hunter. 
Person making that video sucks at spelling. Sucks sucks sucks but Nirvana was good as always. Beer is good too.
Perhaps even more astounding than SUPERBLOG!!'s finding that a Volvo is far less dangerous than Vagina Dentata is the recent decision that Pluto totally sucks:
About 2,500 scientists meeting in Prague have adopted historic new guidelines that see the small, distant world demoted to a secondary category. [...] The International Astronomical Union's (IAU) decision means textbooks will now have to describe a Solar System with just eight major planetary bodies.
Pluto, which was discovered in 1930 by the American Clyde Tombaugh, will be referred to as a "dwarf planet".
Ha ha! Sucks to be Clyde! And I pity the owners of this and similarly titled websites.
This is an outrage. What's next? Beer is not food? WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING-GLASS HERE PEOPLE.
What's more dangerous? A Volvo or Vagina Dentata? Vote now!
Warning! This SUPERBLOG!! post is probably Not Safe For Work. (But if you're the type of sad person who reads the comments section, you should have seen it coming.)
I will now eat lunch.
I must announce that for the next 8 weeks strange powers forces me to work full time.
I will try to make it but it will never happen again. Work is for sick and stupid people and I'm a very healthy person. Some might remember that I said something about buying another car? I did. It's a VOLVO and it's old just like me and it cost me over 1000 USD. The car must hold for 8 weeks cause the stupid full time job is in Norrköping. Now I shall return to awesome 10 books list thingie. I will post it any day before september.
I know it doesn't seem like it cos I act all stupid on the Internet and stuff, but I'm actually pretty smart and I read a hell of a lot. I've read Dostoevsky and Milton and Shakespeare and shit like that. So when I was hit with 10 questions about books, I had to accept the challenge - or DIE TRYING.
1) A book that changed my life:
Alan Warner's The Man Who Walks. It made me walk more.
2) A book I've read more than once:
I'll pick George Orwell's 1984. Because it stays relevant. (I'm also fond of Player Piano by Kurt Vonnegut.)
3) A book I'd take to a desert island:
How To Get Off A Fucking Island. Just kidding.
1001 Innovative Masturbation Techniques. Still kidding.
In all seriousness: The Holy Bible by God. What little I've read of the Old Testament has been pretty sick and disturbing, so it seems promising. And hopefully I wouldn't be stranded alone on the island, so I could read my favorite parts out loud to my companions. Again and again and again. Annoying people - it's what I do best.
4) A book that made me laugh:
Books almost never make me laugh. But I do remember laughing at Snake 'n' Bacon's Cartoon Cabaret by Michael Kupperman a few years ago. It's a comic book. A comical comic book. Goddamn sex blimp!
5) A book that made me cry:
Girlfriend in a Coma by Douglas Coupland. But the latter half was crappy, and I've been slightly disappointed by everything I've read by him since.
6) A book I wish had been written:
To Be Drunk And Perform Various Tasks. Briefly considered as a project by and for the creators of SUPERBLOG!! back in the last century. (It's not too late yet, I guess.)
7) A book that should never have been written:
Stupid category. All books deserve to be written, especially the evil ones. I'll pick a book that made me angry instead: Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. It annoyed me because it seemed willfully stupid. My co-blogger, Uncle Sammy, is a big fan of Rand so she's been mentioned on SUPERBLOG!! quite a few times. I diss the book in Swedish (with some quotes in English) here. A is gay!
(Shit, I forgot to include it in the KoalaCam pic.)
8) A book I'm currently reading:
None. As of a few hours ago, I'm between books (unless you count graphic novels - I'm just now reading Eddie Campbell's The Fate of the Artist, included above). But I'll most likely start reading a new book tomorrow. In the last two weeks, I've read a couple of non-fiction books and three or four novels. The best ones were A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole (a gift from Moko), and The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammett.
9) A book I'm planning to read:
I'll read Ulysses eventually, but probably not until 2008. (Dubliners bored me. Portrait was okay.)
10) Five people I'll send these questions on to:
Uncle Sammy, Goo, Matthew, Afe, and Sara. See link bar to the left for their respective blogs because I'm all linked out from this post. DISCLAIMER: Some or all links in this post may be shitty. I just grabbed them off Google.
See you all in Hell!!
With little to no regard for international copyright legislation, I hereby re-post all the Koala images colorized in response to my drunken whim the other week. There were only four in all (by Matthew, Jonzig, Spidercrazy, and Goo), but that's actually four more than I was expecting. Because I was expecting zero, you see. Zero plus four equals four. You can google it.
This is the border between Sweden and Norway. People in Norway are messed up in their heads, especially Runar. He was married to Carola and she was and is also messed up in her head.
Carola is a full blown pop star who drives a Harley Davidson, enjoys Hang Gliding and water skiing and finds her spirit in the church.She belongs to the Word of Life Church in Uppsala which is full of people who are like; Jebus! Jebus! I want to grow a penis in my fore head. Crazy. But to hell with all the crazy people now. Let me tell you about myself instead. I drank the beer with Koala and we watched Star Trek and Rudolph was there too but he was tired and slept instead of watching the whale fucker named Spock. Tomorrow I'll buy another car. Bye bye from Sweden for now.
I have a friend called Jabbe. He is not a dog but he is feeling poorly. Therefore, I use my magic to post this and now he is better. Such is the awesome power of SUPERBLOG!!
Pictured above is the Golden Helmet of the Sumerian King.
I read about a fly at SUPERBLOG!! a few days ago. Quite interesting.
O Lord, accept this offering as a token of my awe and respect for Thee. Thou may eat the creature, or engage in intercourse with it, or make of it what Thou wilt. In return, I ask only that Thou maketh my harvest plentiful, and grant me a long and successful life and career, and allow me to dominate and harass others according to my whims. And bring me Carla Gugino's phone number, so that I may call her up in the middle of the night and shout obscenities and insults in her ear. Thus will love bloom. And, as ever, let SUPERBLOG!! prosper, and let our enemies get cancer.O Lord, please zoom in to better observe the creature's brains. I smashed the creature good. It is in Hell now, Lord.
O Lord, accept this offering as a token of my awe and respect for Thee. Thou may eat the creature, or engage in intercourse with it, or make of it what Thou wilt. In return, I ask only that Thou maketh my harvest plentiful, and grant me a long and successful life and career, and allow me to dominate and harass others according to my whims. And bring me Carla Gugino's phone number, so that I may call her up in the middle of the night and shout obscenities and insults in her ear. Thus will love bloom. And, as ever, let SUPERBLOG!! prosper, and let our enemies get cancer.
O Lord, please zoom in to better observe the creature's brains. I smashed the creature good. It is in Hell now, Lord.
Lok - Lok står när de andra faller
Sing along in Swedish!!
vem är det som står kvar ni leker lekar som lok leker ordlekar, ordsteker er med vårt boskapsmärke det värker inom mig att ta mig in till den sfär, förbi alla er fattiga lingonbär, så inse att det är dags för en nattlig taktslakt, med inslag av inspark av intakt schaktmaskinsmusik vi har lager av kritik, för oss är det som guld men för er är det som skit flytta på er, ni är ivägen, om ni inte tar ett steg åt sidan måste vi ta sats och köra över er så inse att, det är dags för loks praktslakt, vårat sätt att ta hand om allt tjafs vi stegar störst, vi kommer mest, ingenting kan stoppa våran pest vem är det som står kvar, lok står när dom andra faller vem är det som står kvar, lok står när dom andra faller vem är det som står kvar, lok står när dom andra faller vem är det som står kvar, lok står när dom andra faller så vem står vem är det som står kvar, lok står när dom andra faller vem är det som står kvar, lok står när dom andra faller vem är det som står kvar, jo lok står när dom andra faller vem är det som står kvar, jo lok står när dom andra faller
UPDATE!!! Koala tells me that instead of the word "train" I should use the word "locomotive" and actually that makes everything so much more logical! Thank you Koala !!
It's obviously The Train! Loket he was called in Sweden and he's a big fat living legend you know. I found him in Jaemtland, auctioning off old stuff that once belonged to the living. Never bought that potty from him but i bought a kont! A kont made of NÄVER!!!!
Did you know?
Näver is a Swedish traditional craft that involves drying and weaving strips of the soft inner bark from a birch tree. Näver is used to make bags and backpacks.
Did you know?? Did you???
And whatabout The Train? Yes! He was a game show host hosting the super famous game show BINGO-LOTTO!!
BINGO !!!
Bingo is also the first name of Swedish super famous girlie photographer Bingo Rimér!
Here is Bingo with girlie with big tits!
I've now re-introduced big tits to SUPERBLOG!! and that makes me blogger of the week.
UPDATE!! I almost forgot that LOK is also the name of a Swedish band. Look at ass kicking video with LOK right now or later.
Lok - Lok står när de andra faller.
(Lok - Lok stands when other falls.)
Me sober. Me write confused SUPERBLOG!! post in middle of night filled to brim with chicken beer. Me very clean. Me cleaner than clean.
SUPERBLOG!! Site of the Day: Cats that look like Hitler.
SUPERBLOG!! say: Don't be a Nazi. It not good. Be nice. Hate all races equal. Live and let live. Drink chicken beer til head fall off.
INSTRUCTIONS 4 BETTER LIFE & PROSPERITY: Color image above with crayons and send to address below:
SUPERBLOG!!
Stubbe 13
Bamseland
More chicken beer now. It never end.
The last time I visited my dear parents, I drew this on their kitchen whiteboard. The text says, "Volpe, a true friend" in Swedish. I thought I made up the name Volpe but it appears to be common in some parts of the world. Stupid parts.
