Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Volvo Dentata



What's more dangerous? A Volvo or Vagina Dentata? Vote now!

Warning! This SUPERBLOG!! post is probably Not Safe For Work. (But if you're the type of sad person who reads the comments section, you should have seen it coming.)

I will now eat lunch.

19 comments:

Scott said...

Thats hot and twisted at the same time! WOW

Uncle Sammy said...

Voting!?! I said VOLVO and I said period!

ps. I say VOLVO again. ds.

aaron dumin said...

A VOLVO with a period? Jeeze, uncle sammy, don't you think you're getting a little greedy now?

Koala Mentala said...

The score is 1-0 in favor of Volvo.

Sombody I Used to Know said...
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Sombody I Used to Know said...

(Goddamned Blogger is acting all shitty)

First of all, I don't know how you got that picture of my awesome vulva, but since you posted it in such good taste I will allow you to display it.

Now to the question at hand... from experience, I would have to say a vagina dentata is more dangerous than a Volvo. You see, being de-masculinized and slowly bleeding to death from your penis while in excruciating pain is a more treacherous death I believe they merely getting run over and instantly killed by an ugly car, no matter how ugly it is. Don't you agree?

Hoss Hardcore said...

No Goo, god no. I take the volvo any day.

Sara said...

I'm voting for the cock eating vag.

Koala Mentala said...

The score is tied at 2-2.

Scott said...

Goo is right the volvo is less painful

Matthew said...

That Vagina is more dangerous, geez! Oh...it has teeth...well, that just seals it, doesn't it?

Uncle Sammy said...

Forget about your dicks now assholes. I don't care if that vagina dentata is able to chew on a few penises. All you're saying is that it's dangerous to penises!! Can it stand up to my VOLVO? Not bloody likely. I can easily kill a moose with my VOLVO. Can the vagina dentata do that? Not bloody likely!! Get a grip folks.

Sara said...

How often do you hunt moose with a Volvo, Sammy?
From what I remember, Volvo is more popular in Europe then it is here. Man eating vagina's are more of a threat to us Americans then a silly foreign car.

Koala Mentala said...

Volvo is fucking SWEDISH. Or at least it was, until they sold it to some Japs or Krauts or whatever. Vagina Dentata is an international problem.

Score: 4-2.

Judge Reinhold said...

Volvo means I roll så let's roll VOLVO!!! Yiiii!!!!!!

Matthew said...

A vagina can give birth to the next Hitler. Thus, Vagina more deadly than Volvo!!!!!!

jonzig said...

A vagina has more potential to put you deep into debt, a Volvo is cheap in comparison and won't ruin your credit.

Uncle Sammy said...

No no no !!! A vagina dentata can't give birth to anything, right? Because it has teeth! Yeah, maybe it can give birth to very very small and harmless little creatures....