Friday, August 11, 2006

Photo #101: KoalaCam #15


I read about a fly at SUPERBLOG!! a few days ago. Quite interesting.

O Lord, accept this offering as a token of my awe and respect for Thee. Thou may eat the creature, or engage in intercourse with it, or make of it what Thou wilt. In return, I ask only that Thou maketh my harvest plentiful, and grant me a long and successful life and career, and allow me to dominate and harass others according to my whims. And bring me Carla Gugino's phone number, so that I may call her up in the middle of the night and shout obscenities and insults in her ear. Thus will love bloom. And, as ever, let SUPERBLOG!! prosper, and let our enemies get cancer.O Lord, please zoom in to better observe the creature's brains. I smashed the creature good. It is in Hell now, Lord.

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spidercrazy said...

You know, this is just like Tomteskur. Give us something new.

Uncle Sammy said...

It's not. YOU are like tomteskur.

Buffer said...

I'd surely go to church if they killed things for my entertainment and Gods hunger. I'd be, ooo I must go to church on sunday to learn values and watch the priest stick their knife in something living, I mean if they kept us guessing by finding strange new animals every week,, because if it was cow after cow week in and out it's hardly an effort to please the creator and me.

Though it would make me sort of hesitant about dying and going to heaven myself if all those ritual sacrifices would be waiting up their to kick my ass for all the whoop whoop and applause while they were bleeding out.

zenmonki said...

Another fine example of rigging the comment-count to make your posts seem more popular. I like it!

Glad to see you've returned Sammy. It was getting awful dull just having to read Koala all the time.