Friday, November 18, 2005

You May Call Me Dr. Hard-On


Today I attended a lecture in clinical sexology. I learned a lot!! Sex is supposed to be fun for your partner too and there's a thing called foreplay! Most important of all: I learned how to cure impotence in 5 easy steps. The only string attached is that you really need a partner to practice these steps with and since most of our readers are lonely geeks I have no high hopes for you. But hey! Who knows! There's always prostitutes!! Send me a mail when you've hooked up with that special someone and I'll teach you how to get a boner. Oh, I also know a lot of things about vaginism now and I even know things about speculums.

Vaginism is perfectly recognizable as opposed to an unusual phenomena. It is the impossibility of having sexual intercourse as result of painful spasm of the muscles in the lower third part of the vagina.
These muscles around its opening contract at the approach of an object, whether a finger, penis, or speculum.

13 comments:

Koala Mentala said...

Sex is for the weak! Real men use SUPERBLOG!!

Apa!

Koala Mentala said...

Nu jävlar!

adhugzy

spidercrazy said...

That sounds like you're drunk. Again.

Koala Mentala said...

Well, I'd had a couple of beers. Mainly, though, I was trying to start an AVALANCHE of comments, to satisfy Dr Hard-On. As with everything in my life, I failed miserably.

Uncle Sammy said...

I really expected lots of impotent persons commenting this one. Where are you?

Goo said...

du ar galen! coochie coochie ouchy. dig uppslagsböckernu!!

thats swedish for "i have painful spasms in my vagina"!

right??

Moocko said...

Did someone say "vagina"?

Uncle Sammy said...

That Swedish for "Handling your balls is a lifelong achievement", and there will be no jive talking here Moocko.

Moocko said...

I'm black and I'm proud of it. DON'T EVER MESS WITH SHAFT!

Goo said...

sammy, tell me seriously... what did i say in swedish? i know those are swedish words of some sort. i was trying to say you are crazy and stuff. plz translate.

Uncle Sammy said...

du ar galen! coochie coochie ouchy. dig uppslagsböckernu!!

You're crazy! coochie coochieouchy. you reference books now!!

Close enough! You win evil fluffy bunny!!

Goo said...

skräckinjagande!! (awesome!!)

swedish is easy. your language is weak and i have conquered it.

koala (bored) said...

It translated "awesome" as "skräckinjagande"? That's inadequate, and slightly misleading. "Skräckinjagande" is more like "frightening".

Some better suggestions for "awesome", courtesy of an online dictionary:

mycket bra
som inger djup vördnad
väldig
enorm
fantastisk
storslagen
respektingivande