Today I attended a lecture in clinical sexology. I learned a lot!! Sex is supposed to be fun for your partner too and there's a thing called foreplay! Most important of all: I learned how to cure impotence in 5 easy steps. The only string attached is that you really need a partner to practice these steps with and since most of our readers are lonely geeks I have no high hopes for you. But hey! Who knows! There's always prostitutes!! Send me a mail when you've hooked up with that special someone and I'll teach you how to get a boner. Oh, I also know a lot of things about vaginism now and I even know things about speculums.
Vaginism is perfectly recognizable as opposed to an unusual phenomena. It is the impossibility of having sexual intercourse as result of painful spasm of the muscles in the lower third part of the vagina.These muscles around its opening contract at the approach of an object, whether a finger, penis, or speculum.
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Sex is for the weak! Real men use SUPERBLOG!!
Apa!
Nu jävlar!
adhugzy
That sounds like you're drunk. Again.
Well, I'd had a couple of beers. Mainly, though, I was trying to start an AVALANCHE of comments, to satisfy Dr Hard-On. As with everything in my life, I failed miserably.
I really expected lots of impotent persons commenting this one. Where are you?
Did someone say "vagina"?
That Swedish for "Handling your balls is a lifelong achievement", and there will be no jive talking here Moocko.
I'm black and I'm proud of it. DON'T EVER MESS WITH SHAFT!
du ar galen! coochie coochie ouchy. dig uppslagsböckernu!!
You're crazy! coochie coochieouchy. you reference books now!!
Close enough! You win evil fluffy bunny!!
It translated "awesome" as "skräckinjagande"? That's inadequate, and slightly misleading. "Skräckinjagande" is more like "frightening".
Some better suggestions for "awesome", courtesy of an online dictionary:
mycket bra
som inger djup vördnad
väldig
enorm
fantastisk
storslagen
respektingivande
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