Friday, November 04, 2005

Sammy's Fortunate Night

Hi y'all! I really need to share this with the world. I just had me some supper; Bullen's Beer Sausage and sandwiches. Sometimes bad things happen but tonight everything works to my advantage! I dropped a piece of bread and it fell butter-side up!!! How about it?! I get the feeling everything is gonna change from now!

The angle imparted by the ungainly divestiture of the bread causes the bread to rotate as it falls, fuelled somewhat by the uneven mass distribution of the butter or other viscous substance (ugh! like Marmite) on the bread or toast slice. This rotation has a period and unfortunately the floor intersects this cycle exactly at the half way point, resulting in the deposition of the bread slice with the viscous side down.


Koala Mentala said...


President Preston said...

I would very much like to be one of your bitches, thank you. Also, HOW DID YOU DO THAT!? For the past year and a half, I've been dropping toast on my floor to try and foil the laws of nature, but it has never landed butter side up! TEACH ME

Uncle Sammy said...

Obviously you need to stand on a chair or something when making and eating your toast. And you are hereby granted SUPERBLOG!! bitch status.