Hi y'all! I really need to share this with the world. I just had me some supper; Bullen's Beer Sausage and sandwiches. Sometimes bad things happen but tonight everything works to my advantage! I dropped a piece of bread and it fell butter-side up!!! How about it?! I get the feeling everything is gonna change from now!The angle imparted by the ungainly divestiture of the bread causes the bread to rotate as it falls, fuelled somewhat by the uneven mass distribution of the butter or other viscous substance (ugh! like Marmite) on the bread or toast slice. This rotation has a period and unfortunately the floor intersects this cycle exactly at the half way point, resulting in the deposition of the bread slice with the viscous side down.