I had an extremely interesting blog post prepared, but my dog ate it. Or maybe I decided it was too good for the likes of you, who can tell? So instead I'll just reproduce Jessica Simpson's latest blog entry (with her permission, of course):
hello you guys:
my life is soooo crazy. I am sorry that it has been so long since i have had a chance to touch base with you guys. these camera guys just won't leave me alone!! how are you guys doing? i can not thank you enough for all your support and belief. it looked like we were in trouble for a second. your prayers worked.... i have been so blessed. i thank god everyday that i have you guys on my team. looks like the single will go top ten next week. our record sales were higher last week by 20% than in august when we released the record. i'm recording the next single "take my breath away" . that was the theme song from "top gun". it was also the song that was playing the first time nick kissed me..... nick and i are going to make the world premeire on oprah winfrey february 13th. make sure and watch.....
our next season of newlyweds starts january 21st. it is going to be as funny as last season. you know me, i am always saying something crazy. the show is going to start with our first wedding aniversary... don't miss it.
oh yeah, saturday the 17th, nick and i are hosting saturday night live. now that is going to be crazy. maybe i'll get even with justin timberlake... oh well, again i want you to know how much i love you all. keep me in your prayers.
That could have been the end, but I also want to take this opportunity to publish a masterful haiku, written by my friend and co-blogger Uncle Sammy:
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I am blinking away tears right now. I promise you I am.