As we all know, a woman's place is in the kitchen, making coffee. And if her coffee is sucky, it doesn't matter how pretty she is or how good head she gives, she's still a BAD WIFE, and should be made to feel bad.
Further evidence in these other YouTube clips: My coffee is murder and Awful coffee, bitch. Link found via Cracked.com's 8 TV Ads That Hate Women.
People have like totally stopped commenting on this blog but there was a time when people did and so did I and that time was 2005 and here's 3 things I said:
May 31, "Women on the Internet":
you won't get fucking PUBES in the CAKE if you simply refrain from STICKING YOUR DICK IN IT. It's not rocket science.
October 17, "Superblog!! Enemies #2: The Morally Bankrupt Sammy Sneeze":
It makes you cooler than a sack of cool!
September 11, "Happy Anniversary, Usama bin Laden!":
Personally, I never lend stuff to known terrorists. They die on a mission and then you never get your things back.
2005 was like the golden age of SUPERBLOG!!. Everything since has been a slow crawl towards death.
Well said, BW. You could have been talking about me. Four years ago, I was blurred and had a dot in my forehead. Today I'm in sharper focus but someone just tried to slash the top of my head with a scythe.
Today is SUPERBLOG!!'s fourth anniversary. The theme for this week's blog posts is Nostalgia.
You know what? I figured out why SUPERBLOG!! started sucking. See, this blog was much better when we were OUTRAGED at the injustices of the world! Remember when we were rallying against things like fascism and space elitism? Or overly reacting against defective blogging services and football* results?
But Sam mellowed when he became a daddy and I barely interact with the world anymore. That must change. We need to get out there and start CARING about stuff. That way, SUPERBLOG!! will once again be worthy of its name.
Oh, and more tits probably won't hurt:
