As we all know, a woman's place is in the kitchen, making coffee. And if her coffee is sucky, it doesn't matter how pretty she is or how good head she gives, she's still a BAD WIFE, and should be made to feel bad.
Further evidence in these other YouTube clips: My coffee is murder and Awful coffee, bitch. Link found via Cracked.com's 8 TV Ads That Hate Women.
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