Thursday, September 18, 2008

Happy Keeleyday!



Large-breasted virgin Keeley Hazell celebrates her 22nd birthday today. Evil, jealous women sometimes claim that Keeley's large natural breasts are in fact large fake breasts (as if that would somehow invalidate them). But that is just evil talk, and jealousy.

Her virginal status, though, may be a question of Clintonian definition. (WARNING: Link may feature cocksucking.)

4 comments:

Matthew said...

Jealous harpies!

Erika said...

There, there. If it makes you feel better, I'm positive that Carla Gugino's breasts are real.

k.m. said...

I'm pretty sure both Carla's and Keeley's tits are real but I'm not sure about yours until you post a pic. /DRUNKEN KOALA

k.m. said...

That was completely inappropriate. /SOBER KOALA