As we all know, a woman's place is in the kitchen, making coffee. And if her coffee is sucky, it doesn't matter how pretty she is or how good head she gives, she's still a BAD WIFE, and should be made to feel bad.
Further evidence in these other YouTube clips: My coffee is murder and Awful coffee, bitch. Link found via Cracked.com's 8 TV Ads That Hate Women.
Hello my children! How are you? We are in Glasgow, Scotland. They have corn here. Also chicken, fried in Kentucky, the Kentucky way. This is us sitting in the hotel lobby typing. Do you make music? Hello!
Now it is time to leave, soon. Shortly. We will go out and paint the town red with the blood of innocent Glaswegians. Or maybe they will, with ours. Blood, that is.
An ugly man just passed by. (There are a great many ugly people here in Scotland.) Let's go out and hunt them down. With britney spears.
