Scotland No. 4

Hello again you wonderful MUNCHERS! This is Koala and Sammy once again reporting from the HOTEL LOBBY in GLASGOW! Glasgow is one fucking city among many. They have drum machines here, and also streets, cars, people, alcohol, DVDs, more cars, but that's about it. All in all, it was a piece of shit town before we got here, but now it ROOLZ! (Because we are in it, you see.)

OOPS. Sammy accicentally (?) deleted a paragraph here, full of interesting stuff.

We now have five minutes, four seconds left of our allotted blogging slash internet time. And we need to search for some porn now so goodbye sweet people of the world.

p.s. Sammy has a pan flute.

Scotland No. 2

Hello my children! How are you? We are in Glasgow, Scotland. They have corn here. Also chicken, fried in Kentucky, the Kentucky way. This is us sitting in the hotel lobby typing. Do you make music? Hello!

Now it is time to leave, soon. Shortly. We will go out and paint the town red with the blood of innocent Glaswegians. Or maybe they will, with ours. Blood, that is.

An ugly man just passed by. (There are a great many ugly people here in Scotland.) Let's go out and hunt them down. With britney spears.