Ugo Boncompagni

Happy 448th (or whatever) anniversary of when Ugo was turned into a Pope by God. It was today, on the 14th of May (That rhymes!). They called him the Pop Pope because he listened to popular music while healing the sick. Of course, the music that was popular back in Ugo's day was utter SHIT and wouldn't be very popular today if people were allowed to hear it. Also, while healing the sick may sound like a nice thing to do, historians have been able to prove that it was Ugo himself who gave them the disease in the first place.

Ugo: Disease-spreading popular healer POP pope.

Scotland No. 2

Hello my children! How are you? We are in Glasgow, Scotland. They have corn here. Also chicken, fried in Kentucky, the Kentucky way. This is us sitting in the hotel lobby typing. Do you make music? Hello!

Now it is time to leave, soon. Shortly. We will go out and paint the town red with the blood of innocent Glaswegians. Or maybe they will, with ours. Blood, that is.

An ugly man just passed by. (There are a great many ugly people here in Scotland.) Let's go out and hunt them down. With britney spears.