Scotland No. 2

Hello my children! How are you? We are in Glasgow, Scotland. They have corn here. Also chicken, fried in Kentucky, the Kentucky way. This is us sitting in the hotel lobby typing. Do you make music? Hello!

Now it is time to leave, soon. Shortly. We will go out and paint the town red with the blood of innocent Glaswegians. Or maybe they will, with ours. Blood, that is.

An ugly man just passed by. (There are a great many ugly people here in Scotland.) Let's go out and hunt them down. With britney spears.

The Tragical Comedy or Comical Tragedy of Mr Punch

If you're like me, you enjoy listening to serious radio drama when hung over. And thus I recommend to you this pretty cool BBC adaptation of Neil Gaiman's and Dave McKean's graphic novel Mr Punch.

It's about an hour long, so settle back with your corndogs and coffee mugs. (But before listening to it, you might want to familiarize yourself with the concept of Punch and Judy shows.)

Should you find the whole concept of radio drama boring (and admittedly, chances are you do), here's a free porn site.