Friday, December 19, 2008

Xmas is Xancelled (Weak Fucking Shit)



I've had a horrible, horrible, horrible week. I mean horrible. Five filthy days full of fucking weak shit. Lord knows I've seen plenty of weak shit weeks before, but surely this was the weakest fucking weak shit week in recent memory. Or at least in the top three. Yeah, this week was some weak fucking shit. So: Fuck this week, and fuck Christmas. Fuck Christmas for all the boys and girls. Santa is dead.

God fuck us, every one!
- Tiny Tim

4 comments:

Xmas Uncle said...

Santa gives no shit about your weak shit! Santa!

Somebodyiusedtoknow said...

I am sending you love and hugs you poor poor little Swedish boy you ♥ and a pat on your head. There, there.

I had high hopes for having a good holiday this year, but things made a drastic turn for the worst last night and now I'm feeling pretty low myself. As things stand now, Christ-maxx is canceled. Fuck festivus too. I doubt i'll get my happy back in the next few days. But no worries. I have plenty of alcohol in the house!! I'll have a drink in your honor KM! Cos I know even though I have my troubles, it always helps to know you've got it worse :-)

j/k ♥

Koala Mentala said...

Marry me and we'll leave this filthy planet together! We'll build a space ark and take two of every animal. No! We'll take just one of each animal, and then we'll start an interspecies breeding program and create animals God could only DREAM of. A donkey with the head of a cobra, and suchlike. Also the donkey-cobra could have four additional cobras in place of legs. What do you think? Good idea or GREAT idea?

Somebodyiusedtoknow said...

Great idea!!