Somebody Kill Me Plz

Xmas is Xancelled (Weak Fucking Shit)

I've had a horrible, horrible, horrible week. I mean horrible. Five filthy days full of fucking weak shit. Lord knows I've seen plenty of weak shit weeks before, but surely this was the weakest fucking weak shit week in recent memory. Or at least in the top three. Yeah, this week was some weak fucking shit. So: Fuck this week, and fuck Christmas. Fuck Christmas for all the boys and girls. Santa is dead.

God fuck us, every one!
- Tiny Tim

Fucking Batgirl

This is pretty funny:

The reason behind [Frank Miller & Jim Lee's] All-Star Batman & Robin the Boy Wonder’s recall revealed! The censor bars didn’t print properly a whole bunch of times! Cusswords are visible!
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One has to wonder why they’d bother typing out the offending words in the first place, as it runs the risk of exactly this sort of thing happening with no apparent benefit.

Update: At the risk of spoiling part of the joke, I think I can answer that last question: The reason is that the censor bars aren't really supposed to obscure the profanity entirely. Since most readers of the book are likely adults, they're meant to be able to figure out exactly what the words are, by looking at the visible parts of the letters. DC Comics just don't have the balls to print the words legibly. (It's similar to how bad language on South Park is only partially bleeped. You can still make out the words, you just can't hear them clearly.)

Friday Update: Los Angeles Times interviews Frank Miller about the debacle.

Fuck !!

Fuck!!

Sarah Silverman: "I'm F*cking Matt Damon"

Sarah Silverman sings "I'm F*cking Matt Damon" on Jimmy Kimmel Live 1-31-08.

Full interview, Part 1 and Part 2 but you don't have to watch those.

The * stands for U, so actually it's "fucking".

Where Am I Going With My FUCKING LIFE?

Mood of the Day: Quiet desperation.

It's for Real Now People

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