Saturday, March 04, 2006

Time To Set Sail Again


Maybe next weekend or the weekend after that... I don't know for sure but it's time now. Time to chase the demons aboard the ship of death. Be there or be a little sissy with no friends and cancer in your stomach.

12 comments:

Smart Mouth said...

Screw your pansy Ship of Death. You should come hang out with me here.

zenmonki said...

Damn triatheletes. You're all so damn ... tri-sexy!

Uncle Sammy said...

"The Ship of Death experience" is a triathlon in itself.
getting there, surviving the ride, coming home alive

Goo said...

WHO IS THAT in the photo??!!

Matthew said...

Just fill that flask up with some Grey Goose, and that ship of death will become a Ship of Partyin' Down.

Koala Mentala said...

It's Rheborg! On another ship! Not ours!

Goo said...

wait, i'm confused. so that's NOT you, right koala? cuz if it is you then i officially no longer think superblog is the sexiest blog in the universe. i imagined you with better hair, brunette hair, and a black tee shirt, no beer belly.

you must telll us, where does the ship of death take you guys? go ahead and tell us your untrue sarcastic answer first but then tell us the real answer please. cuz yo know we're curious about every single little boring aspect of your lives!

hey shoe... your linking like a pro now. superb!

Koala Mentala said...

i imagined you with better hair, brunette hair, and a black tee shirt, no beer belly.

Yeah, all of that is in accordance with reality. But at this rate I'll probably have a beer belly very soon, I'm afraid.

you must telll us, where does the ship of death take you guys?

We've told you quite a few times (here, for instance) that is takes us to Åland, and back again.

No casualties so far. But seeing as how I'm suicidally depressed this could be the time the Ship finally earns its nickname.

Goo said...

yes i know it goes to aland... but why? what is it you do there? swedish stuff? and you still haven't really explained who it is in that picture. i never get any real answers around here.

as far as your suicidal depression goes... c'mon koala, you know you can talk to us. open up. let it out. what is so wrong with life anyway that you can't try to make it better? you have to try! wow, i should be on OPRAH!

in fact from this point on i think all of us SB bi-atches should join into a suicidal death pact with koala.... if you go, we all go!

all who are with me say "I"

you don't want to be responsible for the death of hundreds, i mean a dozen or so, loyal SB readers do you? of course not. so there.

and sammy, what's up with your friend eh? i hope you know i'm holding you partially responsible for all this.

have fun on your trip!

Uncle Sammy said...

I hate death pacts but ok-ay.

They say that the ship sails to Åland and back but I'm not sure if that's true. Never managed to check it out.

Afe said...

No way. The last time I agreed to a death pact I just ended up with carpet burn. So disappointing.

Koala Mentala said...

yes i know it goes to aland... but why? what is it you do there? swedish stuff?

We never actually step foot on Åland.

and you still haven't really explained who it is in that picture.

His name is Rheborg. That's all you need to know to find out everything.

what is so wrong with life anyway that you can't try to make it better?

I don't know. Maybe I'm just starved for love (i.e. horny).

have fun on your trip!

Thanks, but I feel it won't happen for at least a few weeks.