This is Tommy Nilsson. He's like the Swedish Michael Bolton. I met him once in a svartklubb. Svartklubb is Swedish for black club but it's for all kinds of people. Whitey is welcome too. Black clubs are illegal though because they're selling beers and stuff without having the proper licence for it. And people shoot at eachother. Anyway, when I met Tommy I asked for his autograph so I could give it to my friend, the female bartender who was too shy to ask for it herself. When I explained to Tommy that his autograph meant free beer for me and that he wrote sucky music he became sad. But I was happy because I had beer.