Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Famous Swedes #1: Tommy Nilsson


This is Tommy Nilsson. He's like the Swedish Michael Bolton. I met him once in a svartklubb. Svartklubb is Swedish for black club but it's for all kinds of people. Whitey is welcome too. Black clubs are illegal though because they're selling beers and stuff without having the proper licence for it. And people shoot at eachother. Anyway, when I met Tommy I asked for his autograph so I could give it to my friend, the female bartender who was too shy to ask for it herself. When I explained to Tommy that his autograph meant free beer for me and that he wrote sucky music he became sad. But I was happy because I had beer.

6 comments:

Goo said...

let's not forget ABBA, Ace of Base, and the most awesomely Swedish etrepreneure who istituted the Noble prize, Alfred Noble.

yay swedeland!

sammy can i interview you?

Smart Mouth said...

I hate to admit it, what with them being so wasteful and gimmicky, but yeah, those swiffer dusters rock. I'd never seen the Swedish variety before. Thanks for sharing, Sammy.

Smart Mouth said...

Argh. Swiffer.

Uncle Sammy said...

Surely! I'm being interviewed all the time! Can I give the answers in Swedish?

zenmonki said...

Holy crap -- another Ace of Base fan!

You rock Goo!

Loyaly signed,
SB2!! reader # 5

A.K.A.
The subversive monster.

Koala Mentala said...

I meant to call you a subversive mobster.

That goes for all of you.