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Posted by
Koala Mentala
at
10:04 pm
- Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
- The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris Facts.
2 comments:
Oh Koala. That is SO five months ago. I expected better from you. No wait. No I didn't. How could we in the US possibly expect you to be as familiar as we are with the terrifying visage and legend of Chuck Norris.
Now what I would like to see is a list of Michael Keaton facts from you guys.
Five months ago nothing. Chuck Norris and SUPERBLOG!! are then, now and forever.
I think "Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them." is my favorite so far.
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