Friday, March 31, 2006

When Chuck Norris Wants An Egg, He Cracks Open A Chicken

  • Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
  • There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
  • Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
  • The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris Facts.


katiedid said...

Oh Koala. That is SO five months ago. I expected better from you. No wait. No I didn't. How could we in the US possibly expect you to be as familiar as we are with the terrifying visage and legend of Chuck Norris.

Now what I would like to see is a list of Michael Keaton facts from you guys.

Sara said...

Five months ago nothing. Chuck Norris and SUPERBLOG!! are then, now and forever.

I think "Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them." is my favorite so far.

Goo said...

mmmmmm potatoes!