Indeed. Let this photo of tennis player Maria Sharapova devouring a refreshing, cock-shaped banana stand as a sign of SUPERBLOG!!'s holy pledge to STOP SUCKING as soon as humanly possible.
Come to think of it, the image sends mixed signals. It could just as well indicate that we vow to keep sucking. Such is not the case. We want to put an end to our suckiness, however much fun sucking might be, for all involved. But... how do we do that? We've been sucking for so long now, I fear we may not know how to stop!!!!!!!!!!!
Help us, SUPERBLOG!! readers (if there are any of you left)! Tell us what we should do! If you're not with SUPERBLOG!!, you're with the terrorists, YOU TERRORIST-LOVING FUCKING SCUM.
4 comments:
First! To stop sucking, might I suggest: pictures of celebrities with their faces replaced with those of monkeys and/or apes? The pic above would be a fine candidate.
Scan stuff! More pictures of scanned stuff! And make more plans to have a steamy affair with me.
So we have three readers left? Brilliant.
Yeah, but SUPERBLOG!! is our primary source of income!! When we don't get enough hits, our children starve!!!!!!!
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