Showing posts with label bananas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bananas. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Uncle Sammy and his New PC!


It’s a HP Mini 110 and it’s WHITE like my soul.

Pre-installed was a TOOL called Windows Live Writer.

We’ll see if it will make me more of a live writer. It will work or

everything will be BLACK again. That map will be black or

it’s gonna show the world where I got my HP Mini!!

Stupid blogger! Not showing cool map by nice microsoft plug-in!!

Instead i give you!!! Lank to cool map showing where I got my HP mini

I solve all and everything!

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Good Theme Hunting!



Distress! I feel that I have it in me. The capabilities of blogging. But I always forget and I don't feel like it and many other excuses. Maybe I need a new blogging theme. Or a semi new theme like going back to posting photos? Photos are cool. Especially mine. Or I could take it from where I left poor Petter and his goats? Or?

# Stupid people (or not so stupid people) I talked to today?
# My lunch?
# Why Obama will honour the the legacy of GWB?
# Trivia about Matt Damon

I am a great white hunter and I will find my blogging theme and I will stick to it for many days.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Banana



This is an erotic picture because a banana looks exactly like a penis.

By the way, this is my favorite SUPERBLOG!! post concerning bananas.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Monkeys Love Bananas



Monkeys heart bananas. They do, it's a fact, you can't deny it. If you do I say you're a liar and a rasist and a rapist. Rape is no laughing matter. (I've never been raped but I imagine it's probably not much fun. Unless it's a play rape, like in role-playing or somesuch. That might be fun for some. To each his own.) Today I heard the birds singing and the badgers digging. They dug in their heels. I'm a healer and a lover and a loather and a fighter, in that order. I fight for Spain.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Commander Cuckoo Bananas



Simpsons clip here.

(Found its way into Urban Dictionary.)

Monday, March 27, 2006

SUPERBLOG!! to Stop Sucking in 2006!



Indeed. Let this photo of tennis player Maria Sharapova devouring a refreshing, cock-shaped banana stand as a sign of SUPERBLOG!!'s holy pledge to STOP SUCKING as soon as humanly possible.

Come to think of it, the image sends mixed signals. It could just as well indicate that we vow to keep sucking. Such is not the case. We want to put an end to our suckiness, however much fun sucking might be, for all involved. But... how do we do that? We've been sucking for so long now, I fear we may not know how to stop!!!!!!!!!!!

Help us, SUPERBLOG!! readers (if there are any of you left)! Tell us what we should do! If you're not with SUPERBLOG!!, you're with the terrorists, YOU TERRORIST-LOVING FUCKING SCUM.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Piss Banana



Yesterday I had a sudden urge to write inspirational messages on some bananas, so that's what I did.

On the first three bananas, I wrote APA (monkey/ape), DÖDEN (death), and PISS (piss). Having exhausted my emotional register, I asked the world for suggestions for the last one. The world said LYCKA (happiness... which may have been intended to balance things out, but just brings to mind the Todd Solondz film).

I tell you this now so you don't have to hear it from a stranger.